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'Dr. Death' Jack Kevorkian Kills Satan Hours After Arriving In Hell

Funny story: 'Dr. Death' Jack Kevorkian Kills Satan Hours After Arriving In Hell

They say that it is always nice to bring a gift to your host when someone invites you to their home. But for Dr. Jack Kevorkian -- referred to in the press as "Dr. Def" as much for his history with assisted suicide as for spittin' cool rhymes-- the g...

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Astronomers Spend Ten Years Researching for Poster

Funny story: Astronomers Spend Ten Years Researching for Poster

Researchers at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics have recently released the most complete 3D map of the known universe. The 2MASS Redshift Survey project took the better part of ten years to complete and spans a whopping 380 million lig...

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Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"

Funny story: Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"

FC Barcelona forward Lionel Messi is as mad as an elf on the day after Christmas, after playing as himself on EA Sports' FIFA '11 game for Playstation 3, and realizing that the character sucks: And he plans to sue over it! "F--k Ronaldo, f--k, Kak...

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Andy Dick's Dick Sued for Spontaneous Teabagging of Comedy Audience Member. (Haha, Dick. Member.)

Funny story: Andy Dick's Dick Sued for Spontaneous Teabagging of Comedy Audience Member. (Haha, Dick. Member.)

A Texas man who claims that 'comedian' Andy Dick smacked him in the face with his... er, "Andy Dick" has filed suit against the former Suddenly Susan actor. According to the lawsuit, Andy was dressed like a woman during part of his act back in Dec...

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Snooki Evades Arrest on Impersonating an Italian-American Warrant, Crashes into Cop Car

Funny story: Snooki Evades Arrest on Impersonating an Italian-American Warrant, Crashes into Cop Car

MTV almost lost it's greasiest "Jersey Shore" cast member over the weekend, when gelatinous rodent Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi rammed her car into the back of a police vehicle, and sources say she was evading police attempting to arrest her for Impersona...

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Grease Star Jeff Conaway Dies Of Acute Pinsky Syndrome

Funny story: Grease Star Jeff Conaway Dies Of Acute Pinsky Syndrome

Actor Jeff Conaway, the beloved star of the movie "Grease", has passed away at age 60, five days after being hospitalized for APS, this according to his hangers-on. APS (Acute Pinsky Syndrome) is a rare disease that usually only affects those who...

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Hines Ward Wins Dancing With The Stars With Risky 'Fracture Kym Johnson's Neck' Routine.

Funny story: Hines Ward Wins Dancing With The Stars With Risky 'Fracture Kym Johnson's Neck' Routine.

Pittsburgh Steelers' alligator-arming wide receiver Hines Ward and professional dancer Kym Johnson were announced as the season 47 winner of ABC's Dancing With The Stars, and the couple believe that it was a shocking dance maneuver that sealed their...

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Egypt Speaks Out About New Pyramids Found In Egypt. "Much Better than Civil War!"

Funny story: Egypt Speaks Out About New Pyramids Found In Egypt. "Much Better than Civil War!"

Middle Eastern sh-tburgh Egypt stopped their government-influenced killing of their citizenry for a few moments while was rocked today with the incredible news that they've apparently misplaced 17 buried pyramids. "I thought we left them around he...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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