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Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

Funny story: Big Stink In Mugabe Regime

A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo. One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...

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Bible Sued By Deity

Funny story: Bible Sued By Deity

An unnamed deity has sued the Bible after a number of the writers purported to reveal the name of the deity who allegedly impregnated the Virgin Mary. The deity's legal team begun the legal action in the High Court in London yesterday in what is t...

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Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

Funny story: Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

A woman has requested the borough of Kensington and Chelsea to rehouse her and her family because the house is too big. Elizabeth Windsor and her husband Phillip are said to be shagged out just getting to the breakfast table in the mornings. They are...

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Corinthian Casuals Handed Fair Play Europa League Spot

Funny story: Corinthian Casuals Handed Fair Play Europa League Spot

Corinthian Casuals will represent England in the first qualifying round of next season's Europa League. The amateur outfit have benefited from their good behaviour on the pitch. They have never had a player booked or sent off. Indeed it has been over...

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Premier League Star Takes Out Super Injunction Following Missed Penalty

Funny story: Premier League Star Takes Out Super Injunction Following Missed Penalty

A Premier League footballer, said to be a household name, has taken out a super injunction following a missed penalty. The star feared that if it was reported it might harm his chances of securing a new lucrative contract. Super injunctions have b...

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Sisters Sledged: Nuns Slammed For Getting Into Bad Habits

Funny story: Sisters Sledged: Nuns Slammed For Getting Into Bad Habits

The Catholic Church was embroiled in another scandal today following Vatican-led criticism of the ways nuns dress. Pope Benedict believes that nuns should adapt more modern dress and has urged them to show a bit of leg in future. The Pope wants th...

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Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Funny story: Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Did Osama like to crack one off? The evidence suggests that the recently deceased terror chief was a master at pocket billiards. It is claimed that he had more porno films than a Home Secretary's husband. Bin Laden may well have sought refuge in mast...

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Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party

Funny story: Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party

Mayor of London Boris Johnson is to join the Labour Party in a bid to distance himself from David Cameron's Conservative Government. Following recent clashes between the two, Johnson has decided that he would stand more chance of being re-elected as...

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Greece To Join The Pound

Funny story: Greece To Join The Pound

Greece will leave the Euro and join the pound. The news was confirmed last night by Prime Minister Davos Cameron and the Chancellor Georgios Osbourne. Monetary union with Greece is not an official coalition policy, but nobody really cares about those...

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"45 Messages From John Prescott Hacked" Court Told - Former Deputy Prime Minister to seek Judicial Review

Funny story: "45 Messages From John Prescott Hacked" Court Told - Former Deputy Prime Minister to seek Judicial Review

A private investigator is said to have intercepted up to 45 messages from the then Deputy Prime Minister and then emailed them to the News of the Screws, the High Court heard today. Lord Prescott's lawyers told how their client had been the victim...

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Train Track Gang Bang Just The Ticket

Funny story: Train Track Gang Bang Just The Ticket

A 21 year old woman has appeared at Gravesend magistrates' court accused of having sex with five teenage boys close to the tracks at Abbey Wood, South London. Three of the boys were also present, but the other two managed to elude the police and...

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Libya To Move To The UK

Funny story: Libya To Move To The UK

David Cameron has announced that Libya is to move from it's present location to a purpose built warehouse just outside Newport Pagnel. Cameron met the new Libyan rebel leader Mustapha Laugh during a recent package holiday to Lanzarote. The British...

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Bill Shankly Given New Liverpool Deal

Funny story: Bill Shankly Given New Liverpool Deal

Bill Shankly has been given the manager's job at Liverpool on a more permanent basis. This follows a dramatic turnaround following a corpse replacing Roy Hodgson as manager. Liverpool fans were quick to point out that Shankly's dead body still had...

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Adolf Hitler Guilty Of Being A Nazi

Funny story: Adolf Hitler Guilty Of Being A Nazi

Adolf Hitler has been convicted by a German court for being a Nazi. The court sentenced him to 5 years, although he is expected to have this sentence at least halved on the grounds that he is in fact dead. The court heard how Hitler had planned wo...

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Rise In The Number Of Legal Highs

A record number of new legal highs were reported across Europe by Ian Mackaskill, Europe's new drug monitor. Mackaskill was a surprise choice considering his inability to predict whether it was going to rain or not. However, he is said to take his...

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Rome Braced For Prophetic Earthquake

Funny story: Rome Braced For Prophetic Earthquake

The city of Rome is braced for a major earthquake said to have been prophecized by Keith Chegwin back in 1979. In a special edition of Cheggers Goes Pop the chubby scouser is heard muttering off camera "Rome will be destroyed on the 11th May 2011...

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Premier League Star "Didn't Have Sex With Rooney Prostitute"

Funny story: Premier League Star "Didn't Have Sex With Rooney Prostitute"

An unnamed Premier League star has had his identity hidden by a super injunction amidst claims that he did not have sex with the prostitute in the Wayne Rooney case. The star, said to be a 'top name' with one of the UK's leading clubs-thus ruling...

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Santa Claus Favourite To Lead Al Qaeda

Funny story: Santa Claus Favourite To Lead Al Qaeda

Santa Claus has emerged as a strong candidate to succeed the slain terror chief Obama bin Shootin. Terrorists are said to be very impressed with his beard, which is a vital ingredient in any terror campaign. Although not a muslim, Santa does appea...

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