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Funny story: World Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits

World Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits

New York … The Earth is running out of gravity, according to an ongoing study by the US Environmental Protection Agency. The researchers found that a lack of the attractive force was directly responsible for the over 60,000 disappearances last year,...
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Funny story: No Kidding: FBI Cracks Down on Fake News… Seriously

No Kidding: FBI Cracks Down on Fake News… Seriously

Washington, DC … America is drowning in an ocean of fake news. Misinformation, in the form of inaccurate tweets, posts, and quotes are confusing public debate and running the American political system off the rails. Fortunately, Government hacker...
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Funny story: Trump Declares War on Robots… "You say robot. I say reboot."

Trump Declares War on Robots… "You say robot. I say reboot."

Washington, DC… The science of robotics is about to plow headfirst into the art of the deal. President Donald Trump has banned the use and ownership of robots in America, calling them "over efficient job bandits." In an Executive Order titled "Dea...
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Funny story: Trump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In

Trump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In

Washington, DC…America's newly inaugurated leader has not forgotten his minions. President Donald Trump is giving a paint by number portrait of himself to every American household, to commemorate the activation of his administration. "This gift is...
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Funny story: McDonald's opens in St. Peter's Square: Want Friars with That?

McDonald's opens in St. Peter's Square: Want Friars with That?

Vatican City - - Don't give me that old time religion. Fast food leader McDonald's is incorporating nutrition with salvation, locating its next new restaurant in the spiritual heart of the Catholic Church. The St. Peter's Square site was home la...
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Funny story: Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump Tower, New York -- In a move filled with more irony than even Anthony Weiner can contemplate, presidential elect Donald Trump plans to sell America's Electoral College to the Russians as soon as he takes office next month. "The Electoral Col...
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Funny story: Republicans Dump Trump for a Salami Sandwich

Republicans Dump Trump for a Salami Sandwich

Washington DC - - The Republican Party is no longer saddled with history's least popular presidential candidate. The right-leaning politicians have replaced their presidential nominee Donald Trump with a salami sandwich. Mantz Fembol, temporary ch...
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Funny story: Forget the Debates. Let's Find Out Who's the Best Liar

Forget the Debates. Let's Find Out Who's the Best Liar

New York City - - Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have agreed to cancel their upcoming debate schedule. Instead they will square off in a competition designed to determine who among them is the best liar. "Being able to t...
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Funny story: The tooth and nothing but the tooth: Donald Trump defends dental floss

The tooth and nothing but the tooth: Donald Trump defends dental floss

New York - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has come down hard on the recent government report that calls dental floss "a waste of time." "This is bad news, folks," Trump said. "First they rigged the dentist chair so they could play...
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Funny story: New York Mets are retiring Terry Collins' shoe size

New York Mets are retiring Terry Collins' shoe size

Flushing, New York - Having no players skilled enough to deserve that their numbers be retired, the New York Mets have developed a new honor. The team is retiring its manager's shoe size. "I'm thrilled to be the first major league manager to have...
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Funny story: Pokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign

Pokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign

The Royal Palace, Tokyo - - Japanese Emperor Akihito has abdicated his throne to become a professional Pokémon GO player. The Japanese government admits it was taken by surprise by the resignation. It announced that a robot built by Honda would we...
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Funny story: New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

Flushing, New York - - Friday is Body Bag Night at Citi Field. Each of the first 15,000 fans who show up for the game will receive a Human Remains Containment Device, which was actually used by the New York City Police Department to transport and sto...
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Funny story: Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Burlington, Vermont - - "Are the super delegates stacking the deck in my opponent's favor? Yes definitely. Do the super delegates have a weakness like Superman? I should say so. Am I going to do something about it? Most definitely. "That's why I'm...
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Funny story: Candidates start a new Earth Day competition: being buried alive

Candidates start a new Earth Day competition: being buried alive

New York -- The presidential candidates came face to face with the essence of Earth Day, The five dug their own graves, were covered with soil, and settled down in a contest to see who could last the longest in an embrace wih Mother Earth. "No nee...
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Funny story: Voters Warned of Lead Pencil Poisoning as They Mark Their Primary Ballots

Voters Warned of Lead Pencil Poisoning as They Mark Their Primary Ballots

New York - The city's Board of Elections issued an official health alert to New Yorkers voting in the presidential primaries: "Don't touch, taste or sniff the core of the pencil with which you are marking your ballot. It is really made of lead and c...
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Funny story: We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand

We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand

New York - After 49 years of identifying its Super Bowl events with Roman numerals, the NFL has switched to modern numbering for Super Bowl 50. But the antique counting system is not going down without a fight. A group of accountants and a qu...
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Funny story: Presidential candidates to personally test Flint's water

Presidential candidates to personally test Flint's water

Flint, Michigan - Determined to win back the good name of government, all of the remaining contenders for the presidency have agreed to personally test and evaluate the municipal water supply of this beleaguered city. "How bad can it be?" dema...
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Funny story: NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

New York - Animal activists came one step closer to ridding Central Park of the carriage horse trade, proposing a variety of new employment opportunities in other fields for the equines. "It's all about jobs and the dignity of work for these noble...
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Pink Loses Suit Against Manufacturer of "Lick Pink" Gear

"You can't complain about a parody that associates your brand with a sexual act if your brand is already named 'Like Pink,'" said the judge in the case.
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