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When the FBI Comes Knocking, It's Time to Get Your Party Rocking

Funny story: When the FBI Comes Knocking, It's Time to Get Your Party Rocking

Inside the Government.… A surprise FBI raid on the home of a former Trump advisor has the Beltway in a panic. The insiders are wondering…What if I'm next? In fact there's no need to worry. As long as you follow the suggestions offered here, you ca...

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Congress Is Preparing to Reject and Replace the Republic

Funny story: Congress Is Preparing to Reject and Replace the Republic

Congress had so much fun replacing, and reinforcing, then retaining the nation's healthcare system that law makers are considering doing the same for the entire country. The program will be called Wreck, Revise, Resurrect and Rollin' Down the River.

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World Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits

Funny story: World Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits

New York … The Earth is running out of gravity, according to an ongoing study by the US Environmental Protection Agency. The researchers found that a lack of the attractive force was directly responsible for the over 60,000 disappearances last year,...

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No Kidding: FBI Cracks Down on Fake News… Seriously

Funny story: No Kidding: FBI Cracks Down on Fake News… Seriously

Washington, DC … America is drowning in an ocean of fake news. Misinformation, in the form of inaccurate tweets, posts, and quotes are confusing public debate and running the American political system off the rails. Fortunately, Government hacker...

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Trump Declares War on Robots… "You say robot. I say reboot."

Funny story: Trump Declares War on Robots… "You say robot. I say reboot."

Washington, DC… The science of robotics is about to plow headfirst into the art of the deal. President Donald Trump has banned the use and ownership of robots in America, calling them "over efficient job bandits." In an Executive Order titled "Dea...

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Trump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In

Funny story: Trump by Number… The Donald Invites the Nation to Color Him In

Washington, DC…America's newly inaugurated leader has not forgotten his minions. President Donald Trump is giving a paint by number portrait of himself to every American household, to commemorate the activation of his administration. "This gift is...

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McDonald's opens in St. Peter's Square: Want Friars with That?

Funny story: McDonald's opens in St. Peter's Square: Want Friars with That?

Vatican City - - Don't give me that old time religion. Fast food leader McDonald's is incorporating nutrition with salvation, locating its next new restaurant in the spiritual heart of the Catholic Church. The St. Peter's Square site was home la...

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Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Funny story: Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump Tower, New York -- In a move filled with more irony than even Anthony Weiner can contemplate, presidential elect Donald Trump plans to sell America's Electoral College to the Russians as soon as he takes office next month. "The Electoral Col...

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Republicans Dump Trump for a Salami Sandwich

Funny story: Republicans Dump Trump for a Salami Sandwich

Washington DC - - The Republican Party is no longer saddled with history's least popular presidential candidate. The right-leaning politicians have replaced their presidential nominee Donald Trump with a salami sandwich. Mantz Fembol, temporary ch...

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Forget the Debates. Let's Find Out Who's the Best Liar

Funny story: Forget the Debates. Let's Find Out Who's the Best Liar

New York City - - Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have agreed to cancel their upcoming debate schedule. Instead they will square off in a competition designed to determine who among them is the best liar. "Being able to t...

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The tooth and nothing but the tooth: Donald Trump defends dental floss

Funny story: The tooth and nothing but the tooth: Donald Trump defends dental floss

New York - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has come down hard on the recent government report that calls dental floss "a waste of time." "This is bad news, folks," Trump said. "First they rigged the dentist chair so they could play...

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New York Mets are retiring Terry Collins' shoe size

Funny story: New York Mets are retiring Terry Collins' shoe size

Flushing, New York - Having no players skilled enough to deserve that their numbers be retired, the New York Mets have developed a new honor. The team is retiring its manager's shoe size. "I'm thrilled to be the first major league manager to have...

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Pokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign

Funny story: Pokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign

The Royal Palace, Tokyo - - Japanese Emperor Akihito has abdicated his throne to become a professional Pokémon GO player. The Japanese government admits it was taken by surprise by the resignation. It announced that a robot built by Honda would we...

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New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

Funny story: New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

Flushing, New York - - Friday is Body Bag Night at Citi Field. Each of the first 15,000 fans who show up for the game will receive a Human Remains Containment Device, which was actually used by the New York City Police Department to transport and sto...

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Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Funny story: Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Burlington, Vermont - - "Are the super delegates stacking the deck in my opponent's favor? Yes definitely. Do the super delegates have a weakness like Superman? I should say so. Am I going to do something about it? Most definitely. "That's why I'm...

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Candidates start a new Earth Day competition: being buried alive

Funny story: Candidates start a new Earth Day competition: being buried alive

New York -- The presidential candidates came face to face with the essence of Earth Day, The five dug their own graves, were covered with soil, and settled down in a contest to see who could last the longest in an embrace wih Mother Earth. "No nee...

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Voters Warned of Lead Pencil Poisoning as They Mark Their Primary Ballots

Funny story: Voters Warned of Lead Pencil Poisoning as They Mark Their Primary Ballots

New York - The city's Board of Elections issued an official health alert to New Yorkers voting in the presidential primaries: "Don't touch, taste or sniff the core of the pencil with which you are marking your ballot. It is really made of lead and c...

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We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand

Funny story: We want our Super Bowl "L": Roman numeral fans demand

New York - After 49 years of identifying its Super Bowl events with Roman numerals, the NFL has switched to modern numbering for Super Bowl 50. But the antique counting system is not going down without a fight. A group of accountants and a qu...

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