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Metal Band Steel Panther Awarded Nobel Prize....ish Accolade

Funny story: Metal Band Steel Panther Awarded Nobel Prize....ish Accolade

Amsterdam, Netherlands-- In the shadow of Mondays announcements of this years Nobel Prize recipients in Stockholm, Sweden, a much lesser known yet equally prestigious set of awards were doled out a mere 1400 km away in the Netherlands. Metal band St...

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New Steel Panther Album May Lead to Another Medical Miracle

Last summer they inadvertently helped to treat cancer, along with erectile dysfunction. Now in the months following the release of Steel Panther's new album "Balls Out", a study is showing that infertility may be the next medical miracle brought for...

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Merriam-Webster changes definition of "Psychotic"

Funny story: Merriam-Webster changes definition of "Psychotic"

Merriam-Webster have released their updates and revisions list today, and many linguists are up in arms over one particular change. The word "psychotic" and all of it's relations and roots have been changed to receive an additional definition. The...

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Kevin Smith Internet Radio Station Causes Internet Blackout in Parts of US

Funny story: Kevin Smith Internet Radio Station Causes Internet Blackout in Parts of US

May 9th, 2011 will forever be known as "The Day Network Died", in many parts of the US. Throughout the south and mid-west, web browsers and gaming consoles other than PS3s, went blank as a massive internet outage swept across the region. Famili...

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East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Funny story: East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Hundreds of thousands of heavy metal fans across the country have been going crazy with anticipation for a concert by "The Big 4" of heavy metal at Yankees Stadium in Bronx NYC. The Big 4 are speed metal pioneers Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and...

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Justin Bieber Admits to Cake Phobia

Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits to Cake Phobia

Pop culture and YouTube singing sensation Justin Beiber took to Twitter today to express his complete and utter disdain for cake. This was in response to recent revelations by CSI "star" Marg Helenberg on French television about his on-set antics, wh...

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Nintendo Unveils New 3DS XL Lite Advance 64

Funny story: Nintendo Unveils New 3DS XL Lite Advance 64

Hot on the heels of the successful launch of their 3DS line of handheld gaming consoles, Nintendo has already announced their next venture into pocket gaming. The "3DS XL Lite Advance 64" will revolutionize handheld and interactive gaming. "Ninte...

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Music of Steel Panther Believed to Have Link to Cure for Cancer and ED

Funny story: Music of Steel Panther Believed to Have Link to Cure for Cancer and ED

Researchers at the Pettrucci Center for Musical Research have released preliminary results of a study between the music of Heavy Metal Icons Steel Panther, and the spread and onset of remission of many forms of cancer. "We had reason to believe t...

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"New and More Secure" Playstation Network Gets Hacked Again, This Time by Accident

Funny story: "New and More Secure" Playstation Network Gets Hacked Again, This Time by Accident

They said it was faster, stronger, and more secure. As Sony starts to slowly bring it's recently hacked Playstation Network back online, it seems it's been hacked again, this time allegedly by accident. "I was just checking to see if the web brow...

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Study Finds New Top Cause of Death Worldwide

Funny story: Study Finds New Top Cause of Death Worldwide

Scientists at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California rocked the foundation of the medical community earlier this afternoon at a press conference revealing the results of their most recent study. "We have significant proof that the...

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Activision Secures Rights to Bin Laden Death Helmet Cam Video

Funny story: Activision Secures Rights to Bin Laden Death Helmet Cam Video

In a highly controversial move, video game software giant Activision has secured the rights to the helmet cam video taken by Navy Seal operatives during the raid on Bin Laden. Activision is the software publisher responsible for the immensely popula...

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In Honor of National Star Wars Day Lucasfilm Releases "Star Wars Holiday Special" Blu Ray Special Edition

Funny story: In Honor of National Star Wars Day Lucasfilm Releases "Star Wars Holiday Special" Blu Ray Special Edition

A few weeks ago in a galaxy far, far, away a marketing genius inside the Lucas camp realized that "May the 4th" sounds very similar to "may the force" and so in 2011 International Star Wars Day was born. To celebrate this momentous occasion Lucasfil...

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Fast 5 Dominates at Box Office; Vin Diesel Still Crying Over The Rock Stealing His Career

Funny story: Fast 5 Dominates at Box Office; Vin Diesel Still Crying Over The Rock Stealing His Career

The entertainment world was shocked this weekend as the film "Fast 5" dominated the box office raking in $86.2 million in it's debut weekend and taking the number one spot by a landslide. The opening was the largest in Universal Pictures history...

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In Wake of Bin Laden's Death; Conspiracy Theorists Become Confused

Funny story: In Wake of Bin Laden's Death; Conspiracy Theorists Become Confused

2011, May 3 First there were the Truthers, then the Birthers, and now in the wake of the death of Osama Bin Laden, we have the Proofers. Hundreds of thousands of people, who on May 1, 2011, were chanting USA, USA and firing shotguns into the ai...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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