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Funny story:  Noddy injured in car smash on railway lines

Noddy injured in car smash on railway lines

Noddy and his good friend Big Ears were driving out to the country for a picnic with their long-time friends Bill & Ben the flowerpot men. A minor distraction ensued causing Noddy to misjudge the distance and time-frame required to cross the...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga's Meat Dress bought by local transvestite butcher at Bazaar Auction

Lady Gaga's Meat Dress bought by local transvestite butcher at Bazaar Auction

A local transvestite butcher impersonating Lady Gaga in the local pubs in Reading, England has been attacked by a mob of hungry homeless dogs, after wearing the Meat Dress he purchased at a Bazaar Auction. The local butcher affectionately known as...
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Funny story:  Camilla found in drunken stupor on steps of Westminster Abbey

Camilla found in drunken stupor on steps of Westminster Abbey

Camilla Parker-Bowles found inebriated with her dress around her waist singing "The Flower Duet" (by herself) with unmelodious monotony, on the steps of Westminster Abbey after the reception of newlyweds, William & Kate. In her left hand was a...
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Funny story:  Miss Piggy blackmails Prince Charles & Camilla

Miss Piggy blackmails Prince Charles & Camilla

Miss Piggy now crowned the infamous "Duchess of Pork" today finally revealed to the world why she blackmailed the Royals. It was terrible! I thought I was the Lovechild of Prince Charles & Camilla. They gave me away when I was born. All m...
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Funny story:  Animal rights dog spokesman "Rusty Obama" expresses disgust at canine suicide bombing

Animal rights dog spokesman "Rusty Obama" expresses disgust at canine suicide bombing

Spokesman for the US Animal Rights Team, Rusty B. Obama, the black American Pit Bull Terrier and canine leader at Wooftown's Whitehouse Pound, has expressed his utter dismay at the loss of several of the inmates in a revenge suicide bombing attack at...
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Funny story:  Osama bin Laden gets to Heaven

Osama bin Laden gets to Heaven

We have conflicting reports today about Osama Bin Laden's death. Jubilant Americans have rejoiced outside the White House. NEWSFLASH This report has been retracted. It is now reported from a very reliable source that Osama Bin Laden has been se...
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Funny story:  Bridget Jones furious at Prince Harry's attention towards Pippa Middleton

Bridget Jones furious at Prince Harry's attention towards Pippa Middleton

Bridget Jones was seen last night hanging around The Goring Hotel, in Scary Emerald Knickers, with a small Union Jack flag printed on the front of them. She has a fetish for scary knockers, sorry, knickers and a crush on someone involved in the Ro...
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Funny story:  Phillipa's Movie Deal  -  "The Rear Emerald Window"

Phillipa's Movie Deal - "The Rear Emerald Window"

After Phillipa Middleton's successful catapult into the world of High Society, she has been offered an amazing movie contract. The movie is entitled "The Rear Emerald Window" and reportedly playing a minor but shining role, is Prince Harry (in t...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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