Noddy and his good friend Big Ears were driving out to the country for a picnic with their long-time friends Bill & Ben the flowerpot men.
A minor distraction ensued causing Noddy to misjudge the distance and time-frame required to cross the...
A local transvestite butcher impersonating Lady Gaga in the local pubs in Reading, England has been attacked by a mob of hungry homeless dogs, after wearing the Meat Dress he purchased at a Bazaar Auction.
The local butcher affectionately known as...
Camilla Parker-Bowles found inebriated with her dress around her waist singing "The Flower Duet" (by herself) with unmelodious monotony, on the steps of Westminster Abbey after the reception of newlyweds, William & Kate.
In her left hand was a...
Miss Piggy now crowned the infamous "Duchess of Pork" today finally revealed to the world why she blackmailed the Royals.
It was terrible! I thought I was the Lovechild of Prince Charles & Camilla. They gave me away when I was born.
Spokesman for the US Animal Rights Team, Rusty B. Obama, the black American Pit Bull Terrier and canine leader at Wooftown's Whitehouse Pound, has expressed his utter dismay at the loss of several of the inmates in a revenge suicide bombing attack at...
We have conflicting reports today about Osama Bin Laden's death. Jubilant Americans have rejoiced outside the White House.
This report has been retracted. It is now reported from a very reliable source that Osama Bin Laden has been se...
Bridget Jones was seen last night hanging around The Goring Hotel, in Scary Emerald Knickers, with a small Union Jack flag printed on the front of them.
She has a fetish for scary knockers, sorry, knickers and a crush on someone involved in the Ro...
After Phillipa Middleton's successful catapult into the world of High Society, she has been offered an amazing movie contract.
The movie is entitled "The Rear Emerald Window" and reportedly playing a minor but shining role, is Prince Harry (in t...
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