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Funny story:  Computerized Age Progression Of Kourtney Kardashian:  Fugly At 50!

Computerized Age Progression Of Kourtney Kardashian: Fugly At 50!

Tarzana, California - Computer geek Mario Brothers has revealed a startling age progressed photo of troll-like Kourtney Kardashian, the shortest, oldest and bitchiest of the Kardashian sisters. Mario says, "I just thought it would be interest...
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Funny story:  Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

PornValley - Porn icon Ron Jeremy has now gone on record as denying an erroneous report that he is dating Pippa Middleton. "I wouldn't touch that piece of social climbing, party piece making Euro trash with my 10 foot pole." Jeremy who was bus...
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Funny story:  Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Washington, D.C - The emotional after-effects of the Prince William-Kate Middleton royal wedding are still being felt, especially in the Bill and Hill household. Kate's erotically hot sister, Pippa, has burned a permanent image in the minds o...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney Engaged To Marry Girlfriend - Yoko Approves

Paul McCartney Engaged To Marry Girlfriend - Yoko Approves

London - Paul McCartney has announced his engagement to marry longtime girlfriend, Nancy Shevell. While the two have been dating for four years, they'd been nervously waiting final permission from Yoko Ono aka "Dragon Lady" to go forward...
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Funny story:  Prince William And Kate Middleton Advised To Learn Proper Spanish Before California Visit

Prince William And Kate Middleton Advised To Learn Proper Spanish Before California Visit

London, England - The royal couple are scheduled to visit California in July, and since California is now 95% occupied by Mexico (which the royal couple may or may not know, being from a land far far away), it is imperative that they not commit a...
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Funny story:  First Gay Horse  To Run In Kentucky Derby Pulls Out

First Gay Horse To Run In Kentucky Derby Pulls Out

Bluegrass, Kentucky - Uncle Mo, the first openly gay horse to ever run in the Kentucky Derby, has been scratched due to illness and will not be running on Derby Day. Uncle Mo's owners and jockey expressed sadness and dismay that Mo, a pack favorit...
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Funny story:  Guilty Pleasures For Mother's Day In The USA

Guilty Pleasures For Mother's Day In The USA

Everywhere, USA - It's that special time again . Yes, so soon. It comes around fast. In the beautiful month of May, Mother's Day is the ONE day a year when children, small and large, young and old, can show how much they love their mommy. The...
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Funny story:  Film Noir Banned As "Too Dark"

Film Noir Banned As "Too Dark"

Goodtimes, USA - The semi-annual Feelgood Film Festival has banned the screening of movies in the film noir genre, saying, "this stuff is way dark, dude… a total downer. Dark dark dark…too dark for us, thanks but no thanks." When told that...
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Funny story:  Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

New York - Comedian Woody Allen, 75, and his adult child bride Soon-Yi Previn Farrow Allen, 40, recently celebrated 13 years of wedded bliss in their own special way. While most observers in Hollywood never thought the two lovebirds would make i...
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Funny story:  Aging Hippie Injured By Lava Lamp

Aging Hippie Injured By Lava Lamp

San Francisco, CA - Mark Bongmeister, age 65, has become yet another casualty of the 1960's hippie era - victim of a painful lava lamp accident. In fact, several thousand incidents involving the "lava" filled pop-art light contraptions have been...
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Funny story:  Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

The social networking site has announced a new, fun game that men worldwide can participate in called "Tweet Like A Chick". TLAC will be held on the seventh Wednesday of every third month during the lunar phase of the moon. The clever guy who tw...
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Funny story:  Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

President Obama today assured all Americans that 9/11 would never be forgotten and added, somewhat forgetfully, "just like we never forgot Pearl Harbor." After a resounding round of applause from the gathered dignitaries and other assorted hanger...
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Funny story:  Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer, the former co-star of " Two And A Half Men" will be teaching a seminar at Harvard University based on the show. The seminar will be part of Harvard's "Examples Of Crap In Media" which is also tied to the very popular "Women's Extreme...
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Funny story:  Giant Koi Fish To Be Given Posthumous Award In Japan

Giant Koi Fish To Be Given Posthumous Award In Japan

Tokyo - Akido, a giant orange koi fish, is set to be given an award after he perished in the Japanese tsunami. His owner, Kiko Tatsuyama, said she knew Akido was trying to warn her of an impending disaster when he actually came into the house, w...
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Funny story:  Update On Bin Laden:  He Was Hiding In Plain Sight

Update On Bin Laden: He Was Hiding In Plain Sight

Washington, D.C - The U.S. military has now issued an update on the Bin Laden raid. According to high sources, Bin Laden was not located in Pakistan but was found attending a university in the United States as an engineering student. Due to the...
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Funny story:  SuBo Spotted In SoBe Drinking Sobe

SuBo Spotted In SoBe Drinking Sobe

Florida - SuBo aka Susan Boyle was spotted by paparazzi in SoBe aka South Beach (Miami), drinking Sobe aka.... well, it doesn't have an aka, it's Sobe. So, why was the unstable yet strangely mesmerizing frump SuBo hanging out among the beau...
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Funny story:  World Oil To Cease Production Tomorrow At Noon

World Oil To Cease Production Tomorrow At Noon

The Netherlands - At precisely noon tomorrow, depending on what time noon arrives where you live, oil will officially stop production. While it had been previously thought there was one or two weeks of oil left, there really wasn't. A spokesm...
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Funny story:  Research Proves: Large Breasted Women Make The Best Employees

Research Proves: Large Breasted Women Make The Best Employees

Miami, Florida - Misogyny, Inc, an independent research company, has released an extensive study which proves that there is a direct correlation between a woman's breast size and her workplace efficiency. The study clearly shows that a 38DD br...
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Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire

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