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Computerized Age Progression Of Kourtney Kardashian: Fugly At 50!

Funny story: Computerized Age Progression Of Kourtney Kardashian: Fugly At 50!

Tarzana, California - Computer geek Mario Brothers has revealed a startling age progressed photo of troll-like Kourtney Kardashian, the shortest, oldest and bitchiest of the Kardashian sisters. Mario says, "I just thought it would be interest...

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Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

Funny story: Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

PornValley - Porn icon Ron Jeremy has now gone on record as denying an erroneous report that he is dating Pippa Middleton. "I wouldn't touch that piece of social climbing, party piece making Euro trash with my 10 foot pole." Jeremy who was bus...

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Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Washington, D.C - The emotional after-effects of the Prince William-Kate Middleton royal wedding are still being felt, especially in the Bill and Hill household. Kate's erotically hot sister, Pippa, has burned a permanent image in the minds o...

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Paul McCartney Engaged To Marry Girlfriend - Yoko Approves

Funny story: Paul McCartney Engaged To Marry Girlfriend - Yoko Approves

London - Paul McCartney has announced his engagement to marry longtime girlfriend, Nancy Shevell. While the two have been dating for four years, they'd been nervously waiting final permission from Yoko Ono aka "Dragon Lady" to go forward...

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Advised To Learn Proper Spanish Before California Visit

Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Advised To Learn Proper Spanish Before California Visit

London, England - The royal couple are scheduled to visit California in July, and since California is now 95% occupied by Mexico (which the royal couple may or may not know, being from a land far far away), it is imperative that they not commit a...

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First Gay Horse To Run In Kentucky Derby Pulls Out

Funny story: First Gay Horse To Run In Kentucky Derby Pulls Out

Bluegrass, Kentucky - Uncle Mo, the first openly gay horse to ever run in the Kentucky Derby, has been scratched due to illness and will not be running on Derby Day. Uncle Mo's owners and jockey expressed sadness and dismay that Mo, a pack favorit...

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Guilty Pleasures For Mother's Day In The USA

Funny story: Guilty Pleasures For Mother's Day In The USA

Everywhere, USA - It's that special time again . Yes, so soon. It comes around fast. In the beautiful month of May, Mother's Day is the ONE day a year when children, small and large, young and old, can show how much they love their mommy. The...

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Film Noir Banned As "Too Dark"

Funny story: Film Noir Banned As "Too Dark"

Goodtimes, USA - The semi-annual Feelgood Film Festival has banned the screening of movies in the film noir genre, saying, "this stuff is way dark, dude… a total downer. Dark dark dark…too dark for us, thanks but no thanks." When told that...

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Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

Funny story: Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

New York - Comedian Woody Allen, 75, and his adult child bride Soon-Yi Previn Farrow Allen, 40, recently celebrated 13 years of wedded bliss in their own special way. While most observers in Hollywood never thought the two lovebirds would make i...

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Aging Hippie Injured By Lava Lamp

Funny story: Aging Hippie Injured By Lava Lamp

San Francisco, CA - Mark Bongmeister, age 65, has become yet another casualty of the 1960's hippie era - victim of a painful lava lamp accident. In fact, several thousand incidents involving the "lava" filled pop-art light contraptions have been...

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Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

Funny story: Twitter Announces "Tweet Like A Chick" Week

The social networking site has announced a new, fun game that men worldwide can participate in called "Tweet Like A Chick". TLAC will be held on the seventh Wednesday of every third month during the lunar phase of the moon. The clever guy who tw...

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Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

Funny story: Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

President Obama today assured all Americans that 9/11 would never be forgotten and added, somewhat forgetfully, "just like we never forgot Pearl Harbor." After a resounding round of applause from the gathered dignitaries and other assorted hanger...

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Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Funny story: Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer, the former co-star of " Two And A Half Men" will be teaching a seminar at Harvard University based on the show. The seminar will be part of Harvard's "Examples Of Crap In Media" which is also tied to the very popular "Women's Extreme...

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Giant Koi Fish To Be Given Posthumous Award In Japan

Funny story: Giant Koi Fish To Be Given Posthumous Award In Japan

Tokyo - Akido, a giant orange koi fish, is set to be given an award after he perished in the Japanese tsunami. His owner, Kiko Tatsuyama, said she knew Akido was trying to warn her of an impending disaster when he actually came into the house, w...

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Update On Bin Laden: He Was Hiding In Plain Sight

Funny story: Update On Bin Laden: He Was Hiding In Plain Sight

Washington, D.C - The U.S. military has now issued an update on the Bin Laden raid. According to high sources, Bin Laden was not located in Pakistan but was found attending a university in the United States as an engineering student. Due to the...

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SuBo Spotted In SoBe Drinking Sobe

Funny story: SuBo Spotted In SoBe Drinking Sobe

Florida - SuBo aka Susan Boyle was spotted by paparazzi in SoBe aka South Beach (Miami), drinking Sobe aka.... well, it doesn't have an aka, it's Sobe. So, why was the unstable yet strangely mesmerizing frump SuBo hanging out among the beau...

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World Oil To Cease Production Tomorrow At Noon

Funny story: World Oil To Cease Production Tomorrow At Noon

The Netherlands - At precisely noon tomorrow, depending on what time noon arrives where you live, oil will officially stop production. While it had been previously thought there was one or two weeks of oil left, there really wasn't. A spokesm...

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Research Proves: Large Breasted Women Make The Best Employees

Funny story: Research Proves: Large Breasted Women Make The Best Employees

Miami, Florida - Misogyny, Inc, an independent research company, has released an extensive study which proves that there is a direct correlation between a woman's breast size and her workplace efficiency. The study clearly shows that a 38DD br...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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