Showing:

Showing stories written by Ellie James

Try another search?

The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

Funny story: The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

Jake Stephens, upon the success of the Crazam app he debuted last fall, has moved out of his parent's basement and into his girlfriend's apartment and developed his new app called Kindred Spirit. The Kindred Spirit is different than the Crazam ap...

Read full story View 'The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates'

Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur

Funny story: Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur

Dorking Zoo Keeper, Stavros Jones, improved his brainpower three-fold by smoking the malted fur from various primates at the zoo he is employed at an un-named conservation park in Surrey. Stavros, a keen botanist when not tending to primates, boas...

Read full story View 'Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur'

Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion

Funny story: Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion

Timothy Hardcastle, a graduate of Dorking College of Fashion, surprised everyone with his late entry for the most prestigious fashion award on the globe. Hardcastle, 24, owns the high fashion boutique HEELS located on the very trendy South Stree...

Read full story View 'Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion'

Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

Funny story: Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

In a strange turn of events, the once obscure Acronym and Initials Trading Cards by Literary Trading Cards (LTC) are overtaking the once popular Pokémon, Star Wars, and baseball trading cards. Dave Adams-Villa, Esquire (or just DAVE to his friend...

Read full story View 'Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend'

The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks

Funny story: The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks

The Seeing Sloth, a guide animal school specializing in training sloths, has announced that the first guide animals will be available to the general public in the coming months, or perhaps years. Despite the fact that the school is called The See...

Read full story View 'The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks'

Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

Funny story: Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...

Read full story View 'Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference'

Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Funny story: Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Top Slothologist Benny Jones has made, quite frankly, one of the most ground breaking although slowest discoveries about the South American mammal in the 21st century. Sloths not only count and can solve mathematical equations, but they do so usi...

Read full story View 'Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math'

Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Funny story: Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Palm Springs, CA - Filming began this week for this season's Celebrity Math Rehab where actress Demi Moore, 49, has settled in quite nicely. Moore was the last of the celebrities to join the cast, and only agreed to do so with pressure from many...

Read full story View 'Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab'

The iIain App Set to be Released in a Matter of Weeks

Funny story: The iIain App Set to be Released in a Matter of Weeks

Last August, I reviewed the iSpoof app and as a result it came to be the most popular app at The Spoof. This year, the makers of the iSpoof have developed the iIain. G.T. Fox of All The Write Apps developed the iIain due to the increased populari...

Read full story View 'The iIain App Set to be Released in a Matter of Weeks'

Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Funny story: Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Cambridge, Massachusetts - America's top hairologists at Harvard University have at last concluded their study of the best-rated hairstyles for people who suffer from Sociophobia. Studies find that about 13% of the US population suffers from some so...

Read full story View 'Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders'

Spelling Bees to Incorporate Darts

Funny story: Spelling Bees to Incorporate Darts

Spelling Bees will look differently beginning next year as officials have decided to eliminate contestants spelling words aloud. Instead, participants will throw darts at the correct word. The announced will say the word, and the speller will s...

Read full story View 'Spelling Bees to Incorporate Darts'

Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation

Funny story: Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation

Local woman, Elizabeth Potter, will be the first person to actually marry a corporation. The Supreme Court ruled that corporations have the same rights and responsibilities as a person. Potter states that her marriage to Apple, Inc will help en...

Read full story View 'Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation'

Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Funny story: Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Fort Worth, TX - A few years ago, people in Texas wouldn't be caught dead eating from a food trailer. Now though it's all the rage. The latest food trailer to catch on in the trendy downtown neighborhood is Romance Tacos. Jonathan Ybarra, owne...

Read full story View 'Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos'

The Spoof Offers a Choose Your Own Font Option

Funny story: The Spoof Offers a Choose Your Own Font Option

A few days ago top satire site, The Spoof, went off line for several hours because editor Mark Lowton made a few changes that will benefit the many readers of The Spoof. He added a Spoof in Your Font option. Readers can choose the type of font t...

Read full story View 'The Spoof Offers a Choose Your Own Font Option'

Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West

Funny story: Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West

Everyone has heard of the Yeti, the hairy bipedal creature who is said to live in the colder regions on Earth. While scientists can't say for certain if the Yeti actually exists, they have come to the conclusion that there is such a creature as the...

Read full story View 'Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West'

Apple to Introduce the iEye

Funny story: Apple to Introduce the iEye

Cupertino, California - Apple has announced a new technology that has already outdone Siri in lab tests. The iEye will make it's debut in time for the Super Bowl so that men everywhere can keep an eye on the big game while the ladies of their lives...

Read full story View 'Apple to Introduce the iEye'

Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Funny story: Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...

Read full story View 'Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks'

Chinese Healers Released on Bail After a New Year's Eve Gone Wild

Funny story: Chinese Healers Released on Bail After a New Year's Eve Gone Wild

Miami, Florida- Five prominent Chinese healers were released from jail earlier this morning, almost a week after a New Year's Eve gone wild. The herbalists had begun bringing 2012 into their lives in a very traditional and spiritual way. They...

Read full story View 'Chinese Healers Released on Bail After a New Year's Eve Gone Wild'

Breaking news…

Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
48 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more