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Funny story: The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

Jake Stephens, upon the success of the Crazam app he debuted last fall, has moved out of his parent's basement and into his girlfriend's apartment and developed his new app called Kindred Spirit. The Kindred Spirit is different than the Crazam ap...
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Funny story: Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur

Man Increases Brain Power 22% By Smoking Malted Baboon Fur

Dorking Zoo Keeper, Stavros Jones, improved his brainpower three-fold by smoking the malted fur from various primates at the zoo he is employed at an un-named conservation park in Surrey. Stavros, a keen botanist when not tending to primates, boas...
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Funny story: Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion

Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion

Timothy Hardcastle, a graduate of Dorking College of Fashion, surprised everyone with his late entry for the most prestigious fashion award on the globe. Hardcastle, 24, owns the high fashion boutique HEELS located on the very trendy South Stree...
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Funny story: Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

In a strange turn of events, the once obscure Acronym and Initials Trading Cards by Literary Trading Cards (LTC) are overtaking the once popular Pokémon, Star Wars, and baseball trading cards. Dave Adams-Villa, Esquire (or just DAVE to his friend...
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Funny story: The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks

The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks

The Seeing Sloth, a guide animal school specializing in training sloths, has announced that the first guide animals will be available to the general public in the coming months, or perhaps years. Despite the fact that the school is called The See...
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Funny story: Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Top Slothologist Benny Jones has made, quite frankly, one of the most ground breaking although slowest discoveries about the South American mammal in the 21st century. Sloths not only count and can solve mathematical equations, but they do so usi...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Palm Springs, CA - Filming began this week for this season's Celebrity Math Rehab where actress Demi Moore, 49, has settled in quite nicely. Moore was the last of the celebrities to join the cast, and only agreed to do so with pressure from many...
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Funny story: The iIain App Set to be Released in a Matter of Weeks

The iIain App Set to be Released in a Matter of Weeks

Last August, I reviewed the iSpoof app and as a result it came to be the most popular app at The Spoof. This year, the makers of the iSpoof have developed the iIain. G.T. Fox of All The Write Apps developed the iIain due to the increased populari...
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Funny story: Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Cambridge, Massachusetts - America's top hairologists at Harvard University have at last concluded their study of the best-rated hairstyles for people who suffer from Sociophobia. Studies find that about 13% of the US population suffers from some so...
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Funny story: Spelling Bees to Incorporate Darts

Spelling Bees to Incorporate Darts

Spelling Bees will look differently beginning next year as officials have decided to eliminate contestants spelling words aloud. Instead, participants will throw darts at the correct word. The announced will say the word, and the speller will s...
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Funny story: Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation

Woman Becomes First to Marry a Corporation

Local woman, Elizabeth Potter, will be the first person to actually marry a corporation. The Supreme Court ruled that corporations have the same rights and responsibilities as a person. Potter states that her marriage to Apple, Inc will help en...
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Funny story: Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos

Fort Worth, TX - A few years ago, people in Texas wouldn't be caught dead eating from a food trailer. Now though it's all the rage. The latest food trailer to catch on in the trendy downtown neighborhood is Romance Tacos. Jonathan Ybarra, owne...
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Funny story: The Spoof Offers a Choose Your Own Font Option

The Spoof Offers a Choose Your Own Font Option

A few days ago top satire site, The Spoof, went off line for several hours because editor Mark Lowton made a few changes that will benefit the many readers of The Spoof. He added a Spoof in Your Font option. Readers can choose the type of font t...
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Funny story: Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West

Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West

Everyone has heard of the Yeti, the hairy bipedal creature who is said to live in the colder regions on Earth. While scientists can't say for certain if the Yeti actually exists, they have come to the conclusion that there is such a creature as the...
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Funny story: Apple to Introduce the iEye

Apple to Introduce the iEye

Cupertino, California - Apple has announced a new technology that has already outdone Siri in lab tests. The iEye will make it's debut in time for the Super Bowl so that men everywhere can keep an eye on the big game while the ladies of their lives...
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Funny story: Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...
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Funny story: Chinese Healers Released on Bail After a New Year's Eve Gone Wild

Chinese Healers Released on Bail After a New Year's Eve Gone Wild

Miami, Florida- Five prominent Chinese healers were released from jail earlier this morning, almost a week after a New Year's Eve gone wild. The herbalists had begun bringing 2012 into their lives in a very traditional and spiritual way. They...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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