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Apple to launch new app "iPoor"

Funny story: Apple to launch new app "iPoor"

Apple has announced the launch of a new "app" for its hot-selling laptops and tablets entitled "iPoor". iPoor will offer an integrated financial reporting system that will tell users just how poor they are and the list of reasons why they will always...

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Peppridge Farms to Start Producing "Free Range" Goldfish Crackers

Funny story: Peppridge Farms to Start Producing "Free Range" Goldfish Crackers

Peppridge Farms have announced plans to produce "Free Range" Goldfish Crackers. At a press conference a spokesman announced: "Peppridge Farm has always been at the fore-front of Corporate Social Responsibility, and we can see the writing on th...

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Michele Bachmann Said "Something" Intelligent

Funny story: Michele Bachmann Said "Something" Intelligent

An inside source on Capital Hill claims that during the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Michele Bachman said "something" intelligent. There is no word on exactly what she said and apparently both members of her own staff, and members...

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Japanese Nuclear Crisis Has Spawned Godzilla

Funny story: Japanese Nuclear Crisis Has Spawned Godzilla

Tomoyuki Tanaka, the creator of Godzilla, was apparently predicting the future in his landmark film. It has been reported that a pet iguana whom resided in a nuclear power plant office, and ironically was named "Gojira" after the iconic movie monster...

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Boehner Refuses to Cut Funding to Congressional Tanning Salon

Funny story: Boehner Refuses to Cut Funding to Congressional Tanning Salon

Washington D.C.- While the battle over budget cuts continues to wage in the capital today, House Leader John Boehner has made one thing clear, "the private congressional tanning salon IS NOT on the chopping block." In a heated discussion with Pres...

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President Obama to Enter NBA Draft

Funny story: President Obama to Enter NBA Draft

Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama has announced that he will be entering the NBA draft this year. He will hire an agent, effectively ending his career as President. "I have decided to pursue what I love, which is basketball. I had thought a...

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Obama Will Not Seek Re-election

Funny story: Obama Will Not Seek Re-election

Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama shocked the White House Press Corps today, announcing that he will not seek re-election. The President said, "I'm not going to sugar coat it, this job sucks. I can talk change all I want, but the second I p...

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Universities to Start Printing Diplomas on Blankets

Washington D.C.- Today Dr. Robert M. Berdahl, the President of the influential Association of American Universities (AAU), an influential organization consisting of 61 of North America's most prominent research universities, has unveiled an agreement...

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Breaking news…

Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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