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Black pudding is new super-food!

Funny story: Black pudding is new super-food!

The centuries-old breakfast favourite, Black Pudding, has been rated as a super-food by leading top nutritionists at the Didcott Food and Drink Research Laboratories. A report reveals that black pudding has now joined the ranks of super-healthy fo...

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SuperGod to Replace God

Funny story: SuperGod to Replace God

After months of anxious speculation last night saw the announcement that a SuperGod is officially set to replace God when he is decommissioned later in the year. She will be known as The Big G, and after undergoing rigorous trials in the US she w...

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Great Britain pulls out of Olympics!

Funny story: Great Britain pulls out of Olympics!

The sporting world was in a state of bemused shock last night after the shock announcement that Great Britain are refusing to participate in the 2012 London Olympics. Speaking for the team, a spokesperson said, "Some of the chaps on the committee...

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Hadron collider in major collision!

Funny story: Hadron collider in major collision!

The so-called Large Hadron Collider, buried deep underground somewhere in Switzerland finally proved its worth yesterday when at 4.21 pm in the afternoon (GMT) it collided with a large hadron. A loud cheer rang through the echoing caverns - this w...

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Homeopathy works - Exclusive new evidence!

Funny story: Homeopathy works - Exclusive new evidence!

For centuries the practice of homoeopathy has been ridiculed by real scientists, genuine doctors and other qualified medical practitioners on the grounds that there has never been one jot of evidence to support its efficacy. Not even a teeny weeny sp...

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Statistics up!

Funny story: Statistics up!

A recent hard-hitting survey has revealed that statistics have risen upwards at an unprecedented rate and are currently at an all-time high. The shock report reported that a shocking 74% of all statistics are only 39% worthwhile, while 22% of the...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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