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Funny story: Government Promises To Increase Myths By 2012

Government Promises To Increase Myths By 2012

A government survey has shown that the use of mythical monsters in Britain is down by as much as 70% from 1950, with almost no growth in new myths - a statistic which it urges needs to be changed. Myths once played a vital role in the running of d...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg 'Crap' At Doing The Lunch Run

Nick Clegg 'Crap' At Doing The Lunch Run

he Coalition has recently become dangerously divided over Nick Clegg's apparent inability to get the lunch run right. Tory rebels have stated that they will no longer toe the party line after members of the Cabinet received incorrect sandwich fill...
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Funny story: The US to Invade an Esso station in Bracknell

The US to Invade an Esso station in Bracknell

Despite its exhausting and increasingly sanctimonious involvement in Libya and Egypt, the US this week confirmed that it was determined to take necessary action and invade a small, Esso service service station in Bracknell. The proposed action was co...
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Funny story: One in 1000 Olympics Tickets to Allow Holder to Compete

One in 1000 Olympics Tickets to Allow Holder to Compete

With tickets now on sale for the London 2012 Olympics, organisers have revealed that one purchase in 1000 will be a 'golden ticket' allowing the ticket holder to compete in one of the main events. The 'golden ticket' incentive was only revealed th...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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