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Funny story: Lead Thieves Strike in Burnley

Lead Thieves Strike in Burnley

SCRAP METAL thieves in Burnley are planning industrial action after police urged people to be vigilant. Thieves believe officers are investigating reports of the theft of lead from four porch roofs in Heather Bank and Rossendale Road. Lead wor...
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Funny story: Burnley Bands Needed to 'Rock The House'

Burnley Bands Needed to 'Rock The House'

BURNLEY artists wanting a shot at the big time are being given the chance to Rock The House. A national music competition with a political twist, Rock The House aims to support unsigned acts while patronising young people and raising awareness of...
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Funny story: Burnley MP Supports "Save the Cheque" Campaign

Burnley MP Supports "Save the Cheque" Campaign

Burnley and Padiham MP, Gordon Birtwistle has joined fellow Liberal Democrats in fighting to "Save the Cheque", with a petition which was handed to No 10 Downing Street last week. The petition has received support from thousands of people from al...
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Funny story: Burnley MP's pedal power message

Burnley MP's pedal power message

BURNLEY MP Gordon Birtwistle took advantage of a photo opportunity and used pedal power to support an energy saving campaign. He is backing "Earth Hour", when people across the world will switch off their lights on March 26 between 8.30pm and 9.3...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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