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Zellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"

Funny story: Zellweger says, "It was all a big joke!"

Celebrity marriages, they never last, do they? Apparently by now you all have heard about the Zellweger/Chesney annulment. Us here at The Spoof have just found out from Renee herself that the wedding was a scheme to get back at her exboyfrie...

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Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Funny story: Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Secret weddings seem common these days, don't they? We here at The Spoof were baffled to find out that quite recently, comedian Roseanne, who earned popularity in the late 1980's with the self titled, family themed sitcom has very sud...

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"Odd Couple" Testifies In Michael Jackson trial

Funny story: "Odd Couple" Testifies In Michael Jackson trial

It may seem the Michael Jackson trial is getting weirder and weirder each time he enters court. Now, both Jackson and his teenage accuser have gone to the extremes in search for witnesses. A very odd couple have decided to testify for each. Turns...

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Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Funny story: Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"

Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...

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Bush Said To Be Missing One Bad Guy

Funny story: Bush Said To Be Missing One Bad Guy

The Spoof interviewer Sonny Koufax heard that John Kerry has been seeking some suspected terrorists that President Bush has missed. One of those people was Alhaketre Yuhano Vankhan. Vankhan has been said to have gone by the alias of Steven...

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After Tour de France, Lance Armstrong says, "We are over, Sheryl Crow!"

Funny story: After Tour de France, Lance Armstrong says, "We are over, Sheryl Crow!"

Well people, it looks as though our friends Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are no more. Armstrong reluctantly broke up with his girlfriend of one year last week, after winning the Tour de France.

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Lance Armstrong: "It's all her fault!"

Funny story: Lance Armstrong: "It's all her fault!"

Cycling champion Lance Armstrong is severely irate these days about his falling behind in the Tour de France, claiming that he has been currently in dazes during the race. I guess this explains why he was in fourth place for a majority of tim...

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Baby Fanning's Father Identified, says Dakota

Funny story: Baby Fanning's Father Identified, says Dakota

Well, don't we have a problem with age restriction here? Looks like Dakota Fanning's baby will have no problem trying to figure out who her father is…...

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Surfer Dude Switches Job

Funny story: Surfer Dude Switches Job

It's like a flash from the past!! Benjamin Bowmar Curtis, our favorite surfer dude, who got famous with his hilarious line of "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" has just gotten an acting deal with GamezNflix.com, an internet-based r...

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Dakota Fanning, A New Mother

Funny story: Dakota Fanning, A New Mother

Actress Hannah Dakota Fanning has just had a baby. At 10:40PM June 15th, the young actress gave birth to a 4 pound girl which she is still discussing with her mother of whether to keep the baby or give her up for adoption, as Sheryl Crow was very r...

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George Huff To Record Single With Fantasia Barrino & John Stevens

Funny story: George Huff To Record Single With Fantasia Barrino & John Stevens

Yes, that's right. Former Idol contestant George Huff is going to record his very first single. He will be recording his own rendition of an old classic, re-titled to fit his own likings. The sensation will be recording "Huff The Magic Dr...

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Seacrest In Tears At Hotel

Funny story: Seacrest In Tears At Hotel

Poor thing. Looks like this whole "quitting of embarrassment" thing has gotten Ryan Seacrest just a little more upset than we, or even Ryan himself thought he'd be. He was reportedly seen 2 days later by some obsessive, well, maybe th...

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Olsen Twins Travel The World for 18th

Today is the big day. Long time actresses Mary Kate and Ashley Fuller Olsen, also known as the Olsen Twins, even though they don't particularly like that title anymore, turn 18 today, June 13th. It is a big celebration. At exactly 12:00AM las...

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Former American Idol Complains About Phone # Exposure

Funny story: Former American Idol Complains About Phone # Exposure

The 2003 American Idol, Ruben Studdard of Birmingham, AL came to us yesterday, telling us about the unapproved exposure of his phone number on People Search websites. He said he is especially upset because of the fact that since he won American Idol...

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Country Rocker Sheryl Crow Adopted

Funny story: Country Rocker Sheryl Crow Adopted

Well, well!! Is there literally no age restriction to adoption these days? Those of you who thought you couldn't adopt someone over age 18 were wrong! It looks like our friend Sheryl Crow is back to tell us she has recently been adopted...

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"Seacrest, OUT!!"--For Good This Time

Funny story: "Seacrest, OUT!!"--For Good This Time

Former American Idol and Radio Show host Ryan John Seacrest has decided to quit due to fear of over exposure. He said he was too embarrassed to continue hosting. After what happened on the Season 3 Finale of the FOX favorite, American Idol, Ryan sa...

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Sheryl Crow & Clay Aiken, lovers?

Funny story: Sheryl Crow & Clay Aiken, lovers?

What do we have here, a disgusted rock star? Well, it looks that way. Despite the rumors, Clay and Sheryl are not going out and she has made that very clear to us.

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Breaking news…

Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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