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The British Public Will Be Royalist says Police Superintendent

Funny story: The British Public Will Be Royalist says Police Superintendent

Britain has today been declared a no-go area at the occasion of the Royal Wedding of William to Catherine Middleton. Thousands of tourists and native well wishers descended onto the Capital in order to nosey at the couple and distinguished guests and...

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Lady Thatcher's Sterilisation Operation

Funny story: Lady Thatcher's Sterilisation Operation

Former British Premier, Margaret Thatcher agreed to undergo a sterilisation operation to raise funds for BBC's 'Comic Relief' it was stated last night. The operation, which will take place on Monday afternoon at 4.30pm, will be carried out on Mark T...

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No Radicalism Please, we're British!

A review is underway which will look into the radicalisation of students and nannying those students deemed susceptible to outside influences it was announced today. Students behaving strangely or listening to Cliff Richard's music will be put und...

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Archaeologists are Downgraded to Absolutely Barking

Archaeologists, especially of the popular TV variety, have astounded viewers and university departments from different disciplines it has emerged. That they can find any old piece of rotting wood and imagine that they have stumbled upon a vast commu...

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David Beckham's Glory tattoo

Funny story: David Beckham's Glory tattoo

David Beckham has revealed a heavenly new tattoo - an image of himself portrayed as Jesus. The 35-year-old footballer has deified himself in ink, surrounded by three cherubs that represent his own sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz. Beckham unveiled t...

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Nick Clegg Rallies Support for Party Conference

Nick Clegg has told Liberal Democrats to "hold your nerve" as he prepares to face party activists angered by falling poll ratings and public anger and activism against the cuts. Nick Clegg, with Prime Minister, David Cameron, also face strong cr...

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A Liverpool road was forced to close last night after fans made a deluge outside the hotel where Canadian singer, Justin Bieber, was staying ahead of his concert at the weekend. Bieber, who is just 17 said, "Do you want to know a secret? Everybod...

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Matt Baker, a hero!

Previously best known for his athletic backflips on BBC1's Strictly Come Dancing, The One Show presenter Matt Baker completed a Paxo-style questioning of Britain's Prime Minister, David Cameron on 'The One Show' last night. In a highly contentio...

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The Duchess of York just 'spends, 'spends', 'spends'

Sarah Ferguson has aroused the anger and contempt of the British speaking public last night, it was announced. Her jet-setting, celebrity loving lifestyle, despite running up £5 million in debt, was denounced as pure 'in-yer-face disgrace'. Peopl...

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"Give us back our Money", says the Banks

Many cash machines in Sydney, Australia, were accidentally overpaying customers this week. So if you take money under these circumstances, what is the correct procedure, legally and morally? For customers of the Commonwealth Bank in Sydney this we...

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Actor Charlie Sheen Describes his Sacking as "unconscionable"

Actor Charlie Sheen has described his firing from the hit TV comedy 'Two And A Half Men' as "unconscionable" and possibly "illegable". Sheen, 45 enraged that TV bosses could be so "shortseated" insists that they have lost the "High-King of the act...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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