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69% of all Americans Approve of Oral Sex

Funny story: 69% of all Americans Approve of Oral Sex

A clinical research study at the Upjohn Downjill University Think Tank has concluded a favorable opinion of oral sex. A diverse collection of information was gathered stating that when asked about sexual gratification and where the subjects found...

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Pokemon Go Sees Everything You Do

All across the nation, the oblivious idiot troupe of Pokemon followers wreak havoc by simply not paying attention; but there is more nefarious plans for the idolatry app. Hackers are aware of a back door linked to them on 4chan and CreepyPasta that a...

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President Clinton Will Write Clemency to Self

Funny story: President Clinton Will Write Clemency to Self

Earlier to day, in the midst of the news of indictment to Hillary Clinton, a spoof press agent overheard a discussion between HRC Campaign manager, Robby Mook, Discussing how clemency was the only way out for Hillary after she gets elected. Robby...

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Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

Funny story: Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

With no real oversight, the new HB2 law in North Carolina was bound for failure until a new tech company received the government contract worth 42 million dollars to invent and perfect a toilet cam that will be able to determine the users sex and rep...

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"Friday" kills 18 in Massive Pileup

Today a Kansas city Turnpike was the seen of a horrific disaster, as a seen out of Apocalypse Now or some other god awful war scene epic. Highway 635 was held up after a 3pm pile up of massive SUV's and one Toyota Scion. As the survivors were questio...

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Oil Industry Aplauds Fukushima Dai-ichi

Funny story: Oil Industry Aplauds Fukushima Dai-ichi

In the midst of Japan's worst tragedy of modern times, the oil industry will release a statement and several ad spots in an attempt to throw the focus of oils spills off, hoping to relieve tensions amid higher gas prices. The ad campaign, "At lea...

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Hexes & Hoes: a Real Life Coven Drama

Funny story: Hexes & Hoes: a Real Life Coven Drama

The Circle is set, the words are spoke, the spell is cast, "so it be mote"! Then Lights, Camera, Action! Today a new drama is being filmed in the backdrop of the classically witchy town of Salem, Massachusetts. The story was laid out for the new...

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Scott Walker Puppet: Finding a bunch of Koch up your Bum

When A person puts several ounces of cocaine in a balloon and inserts it in their anus, they are called a mule. When a governor is found to have a major industrial leaders hand stuck so far up his backside as to such attempt to use him as a puppet, h...

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Jim Parsons True Identity Revealed: Reince Priebus

Photographs don't lie, they reveal hidden truths. Today researches have applied the Janet and Michael test to the actor Jim Parsons and RNC chairperson Reince Priebus and came up with startling conclusions; either the Big Bang Theory is a failing sit...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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