In a surprising turn of events US Secretary of Defense, Robert M. Gates, has made this revelation: Charlie Sheen IS Captain America.
Mr. Sheen alluded to his superpowers during a NBC interview when he stated that he has tiger blood flowing in hi...
A lucrative new deal between two of Hollywood's most controversial stars has been announced today. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed a multimillion dollar deal with Laughing in Purgatory Entertainment Inc (LiP Inc) to create the next genera...
Vatican City - During evening prayers, Pope Benedict XVI announced to a stunned crowd that the Vatican is moving. The Vatican, center of the planet's 500 million Catholics, is planning to transfer all of its offices and staff. An eruption of questio...
Washington - Amid accusations that President Obama is not doing enough to support the democratic revolution in Libya, the President announced that Moammar Gadhafi's name is to be taken off the official White House Christmas card list. "I wish to send...
King Abdullah, ruler of Saudi Arabia, declared the government's new Let them eat cake policy today to an angry mob in the Saudi capital, Riyadh.
Every male Saudi Arabian subject will have a variety of delicious bakery goods to choose from.
Rush "Darth Moronus" Limbaugh and Michelle "Pit Bull" Obama squared off in the octagon last night in a grudge match to end all grudge matches.
The war of the words started last week with this salvo from Rush, "What is it - no, I'm trying to say...
AmericanPoe.com, America's premier polling website, has released the latest results of its online questionnaire about America's opinion of the Middle East strife. The people have spoken with one voice and that voice is: You people need to hurry up.
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