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Funny story:  TSA Screeners Confiscate Fruit Trees, Detain SNL Actor

TSA Screeners Confiscate Fruit Trees, Detain SNL Actor

This afternoon airport security screeners at a Florida airport detained two suspicious individuals and confiscated several mango trees that the pair attempted to smuggle through a security checkpoint.
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Funny story:  TSA Bans Aircraft from Terminals

TSA Bans Aircraft from Terminals

"Wings" added to prohibited items list, citing sharp edges...
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Funny story:  TSA Announces Corporate Sponsor Program to Boost '05 Budget

TSA Announces Corporate Sponsor Program to Boost '05 Budget

Washington correspondents learned this week that the Transportation Security Administration has obtained clearance from its parent agency, the Department of Homeland Security, to sign "sponsor" contracts with private corporations. The contr...
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Funny story:  Pilot Charged With Excessive Flatulence

Pilot Charged With Excessive Flatulence

An American National Airlines pilot was fined by airport police and sanctioned by the airlines for excessive flatulence after airline crew members and passengers complained of noxious fumes in the cabin during a trans-continental flight today.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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