This afternoon airport security screeners at a Florida airport detained two suspicious individuals and confiscated several mango trees that the pair attempted to smuggle through a security checkpoint.
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Washington correspondents learned this week that the Transportation Security Administration has obtained clearance from its parent agency, the Department of Homeland Security, to sign "sponsor" contracts with private corporations. The contr...
An American National Airlines pilot was fined by airport police and sanctioned by the airlines for excessive flatulence after airline crew members and passengers complained of noxious fumes in the cabin during a trans-continental flight today.
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