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Sarah Palin's Next Target: Mike Tyson (And His Pigeons)

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Next Target: Mike Tyson (And His Pigeons)

Let's get ready to rumble!!! Next weekend, Sarah Palin, the self-proclaimed "Mama Grizzly of Reality TV," has her sights set on a heavyweight title fight with fellow reality star "Pigeon Mike" Tyson to decide who is the greatest pound-for-pound train...

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Charlie Sheen Hits Rock Bottom Allegedly Bites British Boy

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Hits Rock Bottom Allegedly Bites British Boy

It appears the downward spiral that is Charlie Sheen's life may have finally hit rock bottom. I have been notified by Scotland Yard sources that Charlie Sheen has been indicted on assault charges after the 2 and a Half Men and Major League star a...

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NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"

Funny story: NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"

Protests have sprung up all over the world to voice opposition to everything from human rights violations to public union's ability to collectively bargain. The protests for all intents and purposes have been a success: Power grabs by dictators in Eg...

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Roseanne Barr Arrested At Super Bowl After Party

Funny story: Roseanne Barr Arrested At Super Bowl After Party

Dallas, TX - Roseanne Barr was allegedly involved in an barr fight, hours after the Super Bowl, that resulted in a trip to the county jail for the former sitcom star. Barr, in town to celebrate the release of her new Snickers commercial, was arres...

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Dog Whisperer To Film Bubonic Plague PSA

Funny story: Dog Whisperer To Film Bubonic Plague PSA

In attempt to stave off worldwide pandemic, Cesar Milan will begin filming a public service announcement (PSA) warning of the dangers of getting too close to your pet. The PSA is in response to a recent report from the University of California,...

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Punxsutawney Phil Spotted Working At Pennsylvania Wal-Mart

Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil Spotted Working At Pennsylvania Wal-Mart

Punxsutawney, PA - In a sign of the times, Punxsutawny Phil has been laid off due to budget cuts, and will miss this year's Groundhog Day festivities for the first time in over 40 years. Last month, in an attempt to reduce the city's budget defici...

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George Bush Reveals Daughter Was Adopted

Funny story: George Bush Reveals Daughter Was Adopted

George W. Bush revealed yesterday that his daughter, Barbara Bush, is in fact adopted. A publicist for the former president posted a statement on Bush's Facebook page: "President Bush adopted Barbara from a San Francisco couple as a newborn. She...

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Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges

Funny story: Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges

Fomer VP candidate Sarah Palin has been arrested in Tijuana, Mexico, and is being held in a Mexican prison, without bail, on drug trafficking charges. Palin was allegedly caught trying to smuggle 300 million doses of synthetic oxytocin. The prescri...

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Richard Simmons' Tweet Causes Massive Crimewave

Funny story: Richard Simmons' Tweet Causes Massive Crimewave

Richard Simmons singlehandedly caused a spike in vending machine theft when he tweeted a Wall Street Journal article about recession-fueled vandalism. The article focused on hi-tech crime prevention techniques, but may end up causing more thefts...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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