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Funny story: Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men. "It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...
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