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Funny story: New York Smokers Face Death Penalty

New York Smokers Face Death Penalty

Michael Bloomberg, The King of New York, has warned city smokers they should expect to be "shot to death, soon." The former Republican, Democrat, Independant & Life Time Twat is ready to impose greater restrictions on smokers after "thinking h...
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Funny story: Woman to divorce own vagina

Woman to divorce own vagina

A 22 year old Brooklyn woman has filed divorce against her vagina on the grounds it has failed to meet "expected functioning." Helen Splinter, a Texan native who immigrated to New York less than a month ago says she has had enough of her "useless...
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Funny story: Women Killed as Car Hits Tree

Women Killed as Car Hits Tree

A 78 year old Birmingham woman was killed yesterday when her car hit a tree off the A34 near Handsworth. Emily Handlebar-Smythe, a retired baker, was on her way home having spent a leisurely afternoon picking Raspberry's at Mr. Shwaddy McMuckMuck...
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6,815 Americans die on Black Friday

Some 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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