Michael Bloomberg, The King of New York, has warned city smokers they should expect to be "shot to death, soon."
The former Republican, Democrat, Independant & Life Time Twat is ready to impose greater restrictions on smokers after "thinking h...
A 22 year old Brooklyn woman has filed divorce against her vagina on the grounds it has failed to meet "expected functioning."
Helen Splinter, a Texan native who immigrated to New York less than a month ago says she has had enough of her "useless...
A 78 year old Birmingham woman was killed yesterday when her car hit a tree off the A34 near Handsworth.
Emily Handlebar-Smythe, a retired baker, was on her way home having spent a leisurely afternoon picking Raspberry's at Mr. Shwaddy McMuckMuck...
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Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
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