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Funny story: Witchcraft On Rise In Carmarthen

Witchcraft On Rise In Carmarthen

In a scene reminiscent of the Salem Witch Trials a Carmarthenshire County Council meeting was brought to an abrupt halt by the frenzied reaction to an undercover reporter. Tamsin Mallen was covertly filming the council meeting so she could put it on...
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Funny story: Muppet David Milliband To Join International Rescue

Muppet David Milliband To Join International Rescue

Thunderbird puppet David Milliband is to go to work for International Rescue in New York. The marionette will now be dancing to the tune of Hillary Clinton to help her get reelected in 2016. The 'buzz-cut' banana wielding Blairite is getting tired o...
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Funny story: Bozo Boris Johnson Bashed Up By Eddie Mair

Bozo Boris Johnson Bashed Up By Eddie Mair

Bullingdon Club toff was 'bashed up' on the Andrew Marr show by interviewer Eddie Mair. Dishevelled mop haired Boris was interrogated by Mair about his personal life and his lies and dubious moral behaviour. Poor Boris had expected to be interv...
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Funny story: Theresa May On Mutiny Maneuvres For Tory Leadership

Theresa May On Mutiny Maneuvres For Tory Leadership

Head girl, Theresa May, has shown naked ambition in setting her sights on the Tory leadership. The 'kitten heeled' babe has gone into Servilan mode and is heading a coup to replace 'flagging' Cameron who is appearing for and more 'battle fatigued'.
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Funny story: Scrooge Bloomburg Plans Soda Tax On Poor

Scrooge Bloomburg Plans Soda Tax On Poor

Critics of the ban on super-sized soda drinks have panned Mayor Bloomburg for taxing the poor people of New York who drink the most soda drinks. It is predominently those people on a low income who consume the most fizzy beverages. Poor people pu...
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Funny story: Crytologists Investigating Weird Beast Washed Ashore In Wales

Crytologists Investigating Weird Beast Washed Ashore In Wales

A grotesque, bloated beast has been found washed ashore by a dog walker in Tenby, West Wales. The hideous, "Beast of Tenby" has a bloated body, which is partially covered in dark fur. It looks like a hybrid, of a dog, horse and a pig. It's mouth...
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Funny story: Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon

Astronauts Read Genesis From Dark Side Of The Moon

In his documentary Brian Cox mentioned that the Apollo astronauts read the story of Earth's creation from the Book of Genesis from the bible. Christians everywhere rejoiced when they heard the beautiful scripture read on Christmas Eve 1968 and saw...
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Funny story: Vicky Pryce said she called Chris Huyne, "The Naughty Person'

Vicky Pryce said she called Chris Huyne, "The Naughty Person'

"Naughty Peson" Chris Huyne is the villain of the drama about "Noddy And The Speeding Points'. Well meaning,'Tessie Bear', Vicky Pryce was coerced into accepting the speeding points for her "naughty" spouse on her unblemished licence. Naughty Noddy...
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Funny story: "Is Cameron Still A Tory?" Asks Disgruntled Lord Ashcroft

"Is Cameron Still A Tory?" Asks Disgruntled Lord Ashcroft

Lord Ashcroft has decided not to donate any more of his hard-earned cash to the Tory Party. After giving over £10 Million in donations to the Conservatives he does not think that he is getting, "value for money". A close pal of the peer has discl...
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Funny story: "Has The Octopus Struck Again?" Cable Asks Clegg in wake of Lib Dem scandal

"Has The Octopus Struck Again?" Cable Asks Clegg in wake of Lib Dem scandal

Vince Cable and Nick Clegg have denied all knowledge of the allegations that 'The Human Octopus' had been groping the Lib Dem women activists. However, Clegg was 'outed' by Channel 4 when they published a stream of email correspondents between th...
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Funny story: Is Rihanna A Good Role Model For Young Women?

Is Rihanna A Good Role Model For Young Women?

Following the revleation that Rihanna has returned to an abusive relationship with Chris Brown, the media has simply been asking why, Rihanna, why? Some women talk show hosts have lambasted Rihanna for being a poor role model for young girls. Her...
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Funny story: Scientific Evidence Than Man Co-existed With Dinosaurs

Scientific Evidence Than Man Co-existed With Dinosaurs

New definitive evidence has been found that man co-existed with dinosaurs. Footprints of a giant man have been found alongside dinosaur footprints. Evolutionists have been dismissive of these new claims and have tried to discredit the new evidence.
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Funny story: Queen Is Miser With Electric Heater

Queen Is Miser With Electric Heater

Cash strapped Buckingham Palace is reduced to only having one bar on of the electric heater in the state rooms, revealed a disgruntled insider. "The Queen is a miser and is too mean to keep the heating on" revealed one of her courtiers. "We are red...
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Funny story: "I'm The Love Child's Daddy" Admits Senator Pete Dominici Who Impeached Bill Clinton

"I'm The Love Child's Daddy" Admits Senator Pete Dominici Who Impeached Bill Clinton

Capitol Hill has been hit by a scandalous revelation which has shocked hardened Washington society. Strait-laced, "holier than thou" Republican retired Senator Pete Dominici was thought to be a staunch advocate of 'family values'. He has admitted...
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Funny story: Pope's Resignation Linked To Gay Vatican Network

Pope's Resignation Linked To Gay Vatican Network

Pope Benedick's decision to resign was made on the 17th December 2012 when he received a report that a gay network of priests in the Vatican was being blackmailed. The pope received news of a gay network within the Vatican itself and realised that...
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Funny story: "Whoops Sally Bercow Did It Again" With McAlpine Tweet

"Whoops Sally Bercow Did It Again" With McAlpine Tweet

Angry Tory Peer Lord McAlpine is said to be irate over Sally Bercow's tweet to her 56,000 followers implying that he was a paedophile. The feisty blond bombshell deleted her 'libellous' tweet on the advice of her lawyers. Jonathon Creek actor, Jo...
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Funny story: Obama Ran To Embrace Jimmy Carter's Grandson For Leaking 47% Tape

Obama Ran To Embrace Jimmy Carter's Grandson For Leaking 47% Tape

Piers Morgan interviewed Jimmy Carter and asked if he had a good rapport with Barack Obama. Ex-President, Jimmy Carter, revealed how Obama ran across the room to embrace his grandson out of gratitude for him finding the 47% which scuppered Mitt Ro...
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Funny story: Russian Meteorite Brings Killer Virus From Outer Space

Russian Meteorite Brings Killer Virus From Outer Space

Conventional science believes viruses can 'jump' from one species of animal to another. Conspiracy theorist scientists believe that the greatest threat to humanity lies with killer viruses from outer space. One leading scientist who believes th...
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