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Unluckiest Man In The World Wins Lottery

Funny story: Unluckiest Man In The World Wins Lottery

There was a real 'feelgood' factor in Manchester today as 'Unlucky' Alf Tragic finally tasted a bit of good fortune. He's been electrocuted whilst brushing his teeth, due to a faulty wire in his fancy electric toothbrush, fallen down an unguarded...

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Glastonbury To Host Classic Bands Weekend

Funny story: Glastonbury To Host Classic Bands Weekend

There was some great news today when Glasgrambury organisers Sir Mickey Earies and his daughter announced a unique Festival weekend experience. Speaking at the launch for the event which will take place the weekend before the traditional Glasgramb...

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Rooney Reveals Spring Fashion Wig

Funny story: Rooney Reveals Spring Fashion Wig

Breaking news just in from Manchester Uniteds' Carrington training headquarters ahead of their FA cup clash with Lancashire rivals Preston North End.Star striker and England captain Wayne Rooney has revealed his spring edition hairpiece which he will...

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Lindsay Lohan Threatens Comeback

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Threatens Comeback

Fabulous actress Lindsay Lohan has announced she's back and never felt better. The one time popular DJ was speaking at an award ceremony where she won the Ischia Comeback Award for her performance in the West End production of David Mamet's play '...

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Kanye Heads South With North West

Popular Hip-Hop superstar Kanye West has just gone South to Mexico with his daughter North. His famous partner Kim Kardashian went as well because there's always an opportunity for a photo shoot and she loves a good pose does our Kim. Speaking...

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Britain's Got No Talent

Funny story: Britain's Got No Talent

As the new series springs into life, it's all change for the hit show 'Britain's Got Talent'. The New Presenting team of David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre, alongside the returning Amanda Holden haven't proved quite as popular as producers hope...

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Saville Boost For Leeds Promotion Push

Funny story: Saville Boost For Leeds Promotion Push

Great news for Leeds United fans tonight as Jimmy Saville signed an exclusive short term deal for his hometown club. The club have stuttered recently in their bid to achieve a second successive promotion and have sealed the deal for Jimmy to fire...

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Beans Found In Aldi's Beans Tin

Funny story: Beans Found In Aldi's Beans Tin

Mature Student Phil Yerboots, 36, from Swindon, got the shock of his adult life today when he opened a tin of his favourite 'Aldi's Own brand' Baked Beans and found nearly a dozen beans inside. 'I thought it was a joke at first, I wasn't amused at...

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Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Funny story: Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud have confirmed they are ready to record their next album without Cheryl Cole. The four less famous members, Sarah Harding, Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle and the other one have admitted they can't wait around forever to see whether Cher...

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Matt Willis To Join Eastenders

Funny story: Matt Willis To Join Eastenders

Ex 'Busted' Star and all round good guy Matt Willis is set to join the cast of Eastenders in a move that is hoped will really boost viewing figures. The popular celebrity, who has now failed in both the Music Industry and Television presenting, wi...

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World's Oldest Man Dies

Funny story: World's Oldest Man Dies

Sad news today as the World's oldest man, Walter Breuning, died in America at the age of 114. He was well known for such sayings as 'We're all born to Die' and 'I'm ninety nine You Know' , and just recently said 'I'm One Hundred & Fourteen.'...

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Ga Ga Comes Clean

Funny story: Ga Ga Comes Clean

As Superstar Lady Ga Ga releases her brand new album she revealed some astonishing secrets which are sure to create the wave of publicity that is so important to album sales. Lady Ga Ga, real name Maureen Milligan, was in fine form as she chatted...

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Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Funny story: Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Exclusive Film News has just filtered through and it's a complete shock for the 'Fast And Furious' franchise. The extremely popular film series, now up to 'Fast And Furious 5' has consistently packed out cinemas over the last few years and looks s...

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Ringo Starr's Home Demolished

Funny story: Ringo Starr's Home Demolished

News from the Entertainment world and Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr's house has been demolished. As usual though with such dealings, nothing quite went to plan. The story has been hovering for a while and due to legal wrangling only just happened bu...

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Wayne Rooney Solves Puzzle

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Solves Puzzle

Fantastic news just in from Old Trafford where superstar Wayne Rooney continued his mission to educate himself. Having learned to read in February, yesterday he completed a two - piece jigsaw puzzle for the first time. It started out quite harmles...

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Sir Alan Signs Cereal Deal

Funny story: Sir Alan Signs Cereal Deal

Super Businessman and inventor of TV's 'The Apprentice' Sir Alan has teamed up with those loveable rascals Jedward to launch a new cereal to get Britain's kids eating healthily. Twins Noel and Keith Jedward were only too keen to make even more mon...

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Katie Price Bumper Book Deal

Funny story: Katie Price Bumper Book Deal

Gorgeous and talented model Katie Price has just announced an amazing book deal that will catapult her to world wide fame. The popular star will write seven autobiographies, one each year, for the next seven years that will chart her everyday life...

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Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

Funny story: Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

In breaking sports headlines, it has just been announced that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp will not be making a media appearance of any kind this coming Tuesday. Harry, 39, from Bristol, has made either a radio or television interview...

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Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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