Silence fell upon Los Angeles Superior Court today as one of Phil Spector's closest allies took the stand. The majestic Wall of Sound stunned the courtroom with the revelation: "Yes, Phil pulled a gun on me too."...
The ancient Kingdom of Fife is furious over the filth being washed up on its beaches after Edinburgh's flood of sewage poured into the River Forth. Now Fifers have declared a waste war on their Lothian neighbours, bombarding the city with litter,...
Iran intends to build 150,000 nuclear reactors by 2009 having revealed it can now enrich uranium on an industrial scale.
Iran has raised the fashion stakes in the lucrative hostage market - The garish Guantanamo orange all-in-one overalls with heavy chain bling is now so yesterday, following the stunning release of the 15 British sailors and marines by the government i...
The reactionary stance taken by religious fundamentalists is helping drive gay marriages to new heights. Same sex couples are being so shamed in their relationships that there is now a frantic rush to get down the aisle and into social respectability...
Cher's low-key pledge to help a Kenyan village may well be blocked by another superstar - Madonna. In an apparent rage at being upstaged in her adoption bid, Madge has bought the East African state to stop her singing rival entering the country.
Beleaguered ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has gained an unusual ally in his acrimonious divorce battle - his wife's estranged leg.
Yoko Ono has been drawn into the vicious divorce spat between Sir Paul and Lady Heather Mills McCartney. John Lennon's widow is reported to be furious at reports that Sir Paul is considering offsetting a proportion of any future divorce settlemen...
Red-faced politicians in Luxembourg have admitted making an approach to North Korea in a bid to buy nuclear technology.
The Swiss Guard may soon be marching out of the Vatican as Pope Benedict XVI revolutionises Catholic Church finances with a sweeping programme of competitive tendering.
Lucy Lawless, star of the cult series ‘Xena: Warrior Princess', is the hot favourite to take over the Tardis and become the first ever female Dr Who.
The Government has been hurled into chaos with the astonishing revelation that a junior Foreign Office Minister is an illegal immigrant.
Al-Qaeda is dominating a niche business market - cassette tapes.
Hungary's quiet arrival into the European Union has given way to a blazing row after the Magyars declared 'marijuana is good for you' in a bold bid to boost tax revenue.
The country's new approach to 'soft drugs', however, has met hard line opposi...
She may be The Queen, she may be head of the Commonwealth, she may be 78… but, above all, she's one fine looking lady...
‘She's just a greedy cow', says angry vicar...
The United Kingdom has put itself in the front line to combat the global threat of bird flu.
Four American backpackers are facing 40 years' hard labour in a Hungarian jail after being taken in by an online spoof story.
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