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Prince William Expected To Pull Through!

Funny story: Prince William Expected To Pull Through!

Prince William has been advised to spend tonight in hospital following the birth of his son at 4.24pm today. However, Dr Donald Dockter of London's St Mary's Hospital in Paddington, who is heading the team of doctors caring for the prince assured the...

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Bilderberg Whistleblower Heard Power Cuts Plan To Keep People Smoking!

Funny story: Bilderberg Whistleblower Heard Power Cuts Plan To Keep People Smoking!

Lady Henrietta Partridge-Greenwelly, the wife of ex-Austerity Minister Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, has turned whistleblower by revealing a devious plot to keep people smoking put together behind closed doors during the recent Bilderberg meeti...

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British Cities To Be Protected By Barrage Balloons Again!

David Cameron has announced a return of barrage balloons to protect the people of Britain's cities from the latest terrorist threat - model aircraft bombs. The balloons, already ordered from China should begin to arrive in Britain within the next few...

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President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

Funny story: President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

The Prime Minister is still refusing to leave his home in Downing Street to face reporters following the urgent telephone call he made to President Putin last night when demanding that Russia return Mount Snowdon to Britain immediately. The front...

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Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

Funny story: Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

The disqualification of Britain's Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls for cheating during Sunday's final day Bilderberg annual golfing competition means original runner-up, 90 year old Henry Kissinger has now been declared the official winner. 'I suspecte...

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US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Funny story: US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...

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Did Philip Eat From Wrong Bucket At Palace Garden Party?

Funny story: Did Philip Eat From Wrong Bucket At Palace Garden Party?

The Duke of Edinburgh is 'progressing satisfactorily' tonight after undergoing an exploratory operation on his abdomen performed by royal surgeon, Dr Gregory Rasputin. The results are being analysed by laboratory scientists though are expected to con...

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Thatcher's Final Resting Place To Be At Scarborough!

Funny story: Thatcher's Final Resting Place To Be At Scarborough!

Britain's first female Prime Minister, Baroness Margaret Thatcher has died following a massive stroke early on Monday morning at her London home. It is thought she was not on the Liverpool Care Pathway at the time. A funeral service is to be held...

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Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!

Funny story: Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!

This morning's announcement from the Vatican that 85 year old Pope Benedict XV1 is to stand down as leader of the Catholic church due to advancing years seems almost certain to mean the choice of a much younger replacement. Pope Benedict XV1's dec...

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Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!

Funny story: Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!

The ghost of Margaret Thatcher has again been reported seen at 10, Downing Street, this time by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. A terrified Mr Clegg, who managed to escape into the street through a ground floor office window after being confronted...

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Duchess Of Cambridge In Tears After Unveiling Of Official Portrait!

Funny story: Duchess Of Cambridge In Tears After Unveiling Of Official Portrait!

The Duchess of Cambridge broke down in tears this morning when she and Prince William attended the unveiling of her first official portrait at London's National Gallery. Kate was upset after discovering gorilla artist Paul Emsley had depicted her...

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Conga Collision At Essex Pub Leaves Dozens Injured!

Funny story: Conga Collision At Essex Pub Leaves Dozens Injured!

Two people have been seriously injured with dozens more left bruised and shaken after two lines of conga dancers collided head-on outside a pub in Loughton, Essex just after midnight. The collision, at Loughton's 'The Red Lion' public house occur...

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Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

Funny story: Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...

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New Austerity Cut-Back Announced!

Funny story: New Austerity Cut-Back Announced!

The Prime Minister has announced yet another government austerity cut-back to Parliament today. From 1 January 2013 the names of virtually everyone in Britain will have to consist of no more than eighteen characters, including any space between each...

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President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!

Funny story: President Obama Breaks Down In Tears Again!

For the third time in three days President Barack Obama has again broken down in tears. In his latest outburst of uncontrolled sobbing and bawling the United States President was actually seen to collapse in a wretched heap onto the steps of the Whit...

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Massive Demand For TV's New Accessory!"

Funny story: Massive Demand For TV's New Accessory!"

Television retailers from all over Britain have been reporting heavy customer demand today for this year's new Christmas 'must have' accessory - 3D TV screen protectors. 'We had 2000 of them in stock when we closed the shop on Saturday evening and...

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White Cliffs of Dover To Be Repainted!

Funny story: White Cliffs of Dover To Be Repainted!

For the first time in over fifty years England's famous White Cliffs of Dover are to be repainted. Matt white was used when the cliffs were last given a fresh lick of paint, as part of the 1951 Festival of Britain celebrations, but this time, just fo...

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Queen Sedated After Massive Fire On Her Island of Jersey!

Funny story: Queen Sedated After Massive Fire On Her Island of Jersey!

A massive fire on the Channel island of Jersey last night has torn through the island's wasp breeding nest fields owned by the Queen destroying them all. The loss of what would have been an estimated 100 million fully fledged wasps ready for Her M...

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