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Funny story: Pope John Paul II to be cannonized sainthood - by a little help of the manhood

Pope John Paul II to be cannonized sainthood - by a little help of the manhood

In today's Washington Post it was reported that Pope John Paul II has moved even closer to becoming a saint. Evidentially the beatification will be held on May 1st. To be granted the highest honor of the Catholic church there must be indisputabl...
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Funny story: More Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis Revelations

More Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis Revelations

Well after examining the trash can from the "Twilight; Midnight at the Oasis" rehearsal set WikiSquirts reports all they found was a couple hypodermic needles, a condom, half eaten and very decomposed avocado and turkey sandwich, a partially filled d...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Ready to join a Convent?

Sarah Palin Ready to join a Convent?

Sarah Palin shocked the world today by announcing she has decided to convert to Catholicism and join a convent. According to Ms. Palin she is going to do this in order to heal her youngest son Trig (short for Trigonometry) of his "retard" affliction...
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Funny story: Boeing announces delivery schedule for 787!

Boeing announces delivery schedule for 787!

Everett, WA - Today Jim Albaugh, President and CEO of Boeing's Commercial Airline division announced at a press conference that delivery of the oft-postponed Boeing 787 Luxury Airliner will be April 1, 2025. After hearing the collective gasp insid...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga and Ben Bernanke caught canoodling?!

Lady Gaga and Ben Bernanke caught canoodling?!

Wednesday night our colleagues at WikiSquirts New York Bureau happened upon a bizarre (and frankly disturbing) sight at the swanky eatery davidburke & donatella on Manhattan's Park Avenue. At first glance, it appeared to be a much older man...
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Funny story: Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found

Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found

Local outdoor enthusiasts ran across what turns out to be an ancient Indian text while snipe hunting in the Horse Heaven Hills just north of Paterson, Washington. Bruce and Velma Ferberger (of Goldendale) thought they had helped Mother Nature by...
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Funny story: Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight fans waiting for more source material on the fourth installment of the box office sensation will have to wait a little while longer. It appears that David Johnston of Legend Freeway fame and "the Twilight trash can" have been retained at th...
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Funny story: Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau has been shut down indefinitely due to some "lease" conflict so our source has relocated to Crescent City. However, our source was able to gleen from a studio lot trashcan what appears to be the source material for...
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Funny story: Wikisquirts Release: The remake of Thelma and Louise, with Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin starring!

Wikisquirts Release: The remake of Thelma and Louise, with Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin starring!

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau Chief, Rolly Patampkin, is now reporting that a remake of the dude hating, blatantly lesbian, sassy bitch movie Thelma and Louise has got the green light to begin production in February 2011. Word around local do...
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Funny story: The NHHL (Northern Hemisphere Horseshoing League) a Dream that Died

The NHHL (Northern Hemisphere Horseshoing League) a Dream that Died

This is the story of when a genius mind and a all-American recreational activity COLLIDE! Franklin Anderson Gilmore had a dream to bring the sport of Horseshoes to the nation in a BIG way - and he almost made it happen. It all began in his home...
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Breaking News...

Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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