Arsenal have signed South Korean Park Chu-Young from French side Monaco, and it is fair to say local dog owners are not happy.
Although Arsene Wenger has brought in the 26-year-old striker to boost his side attacking force, It has caused shock-wav...
Tottenham Hotspur have clinched a two year deal for FC Nazareth star Jesus Christ.
Jesus, 2011, has been in talks with the North London side since Easter, but is now glad to be with what he calls his 'second home'.
"I'm so glad to be here", sa...
Wayne Rooney is being sued for damages for breaking an 83 year old pensioner's window who served in World War Two.
The event took place on Monday night when Wayne Rooney missed a penalty at Old Trafford when Manchester United played Arsenal and en...
Heurelho Gomes is to become the new face of UK leading brand Marmite.
The Marmite famous catchphrase, 'you either love it or hate it', is said to sum up the Tottenham goalkeeper and will be the perfect new addition to the company.
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