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Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Funny story: Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Herald Square, New York - Flanked by top fashion luminaries, Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren today launched Occupy WOW Street! - a move by the retail chain to boost pre-holiday sales. 'The inspiration came about one month ago, said Lundgren, speaking...

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Donald Trump's Birther Problem: Where Are those Wives REALLY From?

Funny story: Donald Trump's Birther Problem: Where Are those Wives REALLY From?

Recent investigations into Donald Trump's personal background may threaten his presidential bid, according to Fordham University investigative journalism professor O.D. Ebby. "Mr. Trump's birther attacks on President Obama may be a shrewd attemp...

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Glenn Beck's Earth Day Message: "Global Warming Is Caused by Humans - Socialist Nazi Humans!"

Funny story: Glenn Beck's Earth Day Message: "Global Warming Is Caused by Humans - Socialist Nazi Humans!"

In his annual Earth Day message, media luminary Glenn Beck blamed world inaction in addressing the "real and horrifying reality" of global warming on " a carefully orchestrated plan by Al Gore, George Soros, ACORN and other members of a crypto-soci...

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Academic Baffled by Newt Gingrich's Fear of Sharia Law

Funny story: Academic Baffled by Newt Gingrich's Fear of Sharia Law

In his keynote address to the Tenth Annual Conference on Fear in America, noted scholar Dr. O .D. Ebby discussed an emerging fear of Sharia, or Muslim religious law, led by Newt Gingrich. "I frankly don't think Mr. Gingrich's fear is at all rati...

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Health Advisories Hazardous to Health: Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks to Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo

Funny story: Health Advisories Hazardous to Health: Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks to Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo

Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks, Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo Noting an increase in health advisory-related accidents, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is now urging people to ignore all broadcasted public health messages.

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Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Funny story: Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Ashland, OR - At a press conference in this California-Oregon border town, Western governors announced a tri-state compact, the Prisons Going to Pot Initiative, transforming state correctional facilities into marijuana cultivation and processing cent...

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Veteran Sportscaster Loses Employment and Home to Unemployed Homeless Man

Funny story: Veteran Sportscaster Loses Employment and Home to Unemployed Homeless Man

The career of Dick Larsden, voice of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, suffered an unexpected "rainout" Thursday afternoon when he arrived at the WTBD studios to record promos for the upcoming season. "I should have suspected something when I pulled int...

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Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

Funny story: Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

In a hastily-called press conference, U.S Navy spokesman Ralph Bankton stated that while the raunchy videos filmed aboard the Naval destroyer USS Enterprise may be considered in bad taste, they were part of a carefully orchestrated public relations c...

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Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

Funny story: Law Enforcement's Secret War Against Hip Hop

According to Fremont Beck, Professor of Hip Hop Studies at Northwestern University, "The rise of hip hop - celebrating rebellion and freedom - is clearly perceived as a threat by the dominant white culture. Law enforcement has infiltrated hip hop cu...

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Saturn's Moon Yields Evidence of Arsenic-Dependent Life Forms - Has Ann Coulter's, Kathy Griffin's Home Planet Been Discovered?

Funny story: Saturn's Moon Yields Evidence of Arsenic-Dependent Life Forms - Has Ann Coulter's, Kathy Griffin's Home Planet Been Discovered?

When NASA scientists recently uncovered organisms in Mono Lake, California subsisting on arsenic-rich mud, they quickly turned their attention to Titan, Saturn's moon. "Titan has conditions quite similar to those of Mono Lake, which was previousl...

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Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

Funny story: Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

For Oliver Ebby, President of Brand Services - United (BS-U), compassion struck as he listening to Marketspace, the syndicated financial news hour. "A feature story on BS-U was followed by a piece on AIDS in the porn film industry. There was Mic...

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Operation American Poutine - Wikileaked Memo Uncovers Infiltration of the U.S Media by Agents of Canada

Funny story: Operation American Poutine - Wikileaked Memo Uncovers Infiltration of the U.S Media by Agents of Canada

The latest Wikileaks posting reveals infiltration of the U.S. broadcast media by Canadian operatives acting as agents of Great Britain. Leaked memos indicate that operatives were discovered through Operation American Poutine - a Department of Justic...

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