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Legislators Front Bill to Ban the 'Does this make my ass look fat?" Question from the Vocabulary

Funny story: Legislators Front Bill to Ban the 'Does this make my ass look fat?" Question from the Vocabulary

Washington, D.C. - A new Bill is set to hit the Legislative floor after the holidays. The Bill, known as HR-203fat-Y will be one of the first items discussed once the legislators return to Washington after the holiday recess. In the Bill is the...

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Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

Funny story: Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens". It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely o...

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Meat Company to Pay Internet Gurus Millions in Marketing Royalties

Funny story: Meat Company to Pay Internet Gurus Millions in Marketing Royalties

Lisle, Il, USA - Today Mike White, CEO of USMeat, LLC, the 150-year old meat packing company, made the announcement that the corporation will be paying millions in royalties to specific Internet Gurus after the December accounting is complete. "Ye...

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Santa Claus Loses Four Elves to Inuit Hunters

Funny story: Santa Claus Loses Four Elves to Inuit Hunters

North Pole - Santa will be short-handed going into the last phases of toy build-out this year. It seems that a hunting party of Inuits shot four of Santa's elves, mistakenly identifying the elves as seals. Nanook, the head of the hunting party,...

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Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem

Funny story: Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem

Los Angeles, Ca. - Apparently the Geico Gecko and Mr. Mayhem cannot go out drinking on the town together without causing a stir. Police and medical units were called to 545 W. Hollywood yesterday evening when a passerby witnessed a scuffle nearby,...

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Scientists Isolate "God Particle" in 16 of 26 Internet Gurus

Funny story: Scientists Isolate "God Particle" in 16 of 26 Internet Gurus

New York City - Scientist at New York Institute of Scientific Abstraction released their findings in the studies of the "God Particle" in Internet Gurus. The 6-year study shows that 16 of the 26 gurus studied did in fact show evidence---sometimes...

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Internet Gurus Join Together to Create Christmas Album

Funny story: Internet Gurus Join Together to Create Christmas Album

Orlando, Fl. - The Orlando Sun published news today that 26 internet gurus will begin recording a Christmas Album just in time for the holidays. Ima Scamm, the Secretary and Publicist for "The Syndicate", the name of their newly created choral gro...

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World Shocked as Two Al Queda Generals Resign to Join Salvation Army

Funny story: World Shocked as Two Al Queda Generals Resign to Join Salvation Army

London, UK - General Clifton Shaw of the international headquarters of the Salvation Army shocked the World News when he announced this morning that he has just positioned two former Generals of Al Queda to regional posts here in the U.S. Mahmeed...

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Lad in Scotland vows to "Get to the bottom of this Haggis craze"

Funny story: Lad in Scotland vows to "Get to the bottom of this Haggis craze"

Ian MacAfferty, 17, of Dumbarton announced on Wednesday to the BBC that he plans to "get to the bottom of this haggis craze". Young Mr. MacAfferty plans to prove that the origin and the adaptation of haggis into the Scottish cuisine is "all a plot...

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Research Monkey Lands Junior Physicist Job at the Hadron Collider, then is terminated next day

Funny story: Research Monkey Lands Junior Physicist Job at the Hadron Collider, then is terminated next day

Geneva, Switzerland - JoJo, a rescued research monkey and former casual labor employee of Sexxxy Sadie's Topless Dance Club in Baltimore, was recently hired as a Junior Physicist to head up one of the operational systems at the Hadron Collider near G...

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Writing Name in Snow with Urine Shown to Cause Writer's Cramp

Funny story: Writing Name in Snow with Urine Shown to Cause Writer's Cramp

A recent influx of males to a local emergency room in Buffalo, NY caused a stir in the medical research community there two days ago. The males, all reported to be between the ages of 18 and 60, reported to the emergency center of Buffalo Internat...

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Taliban vows to "Take a couple days off" near end of December

Funny story: Taliban vows to "Take a couple days off" near end of December

The Taliban has announced that it will take "a couple of days off" near the end of December. Habib Al Roofi, the local spokesman for the "Hairy Ones", local Chapter of the Taliban, told our reporter on Tuesday that the days off are a "personal and...

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Man Mauled by Monkey in Topless Dance Club

Funny story: Man Mauled by Monkey in Topless Dance Club

A local man, Dick Hertz, was mauled by a rescued research monkey Saturday night around 11pm at the local topless dance club known as Sexxxy Sadie's. Apparently, Mr. Hertz was embroiled in a verbal confrontation with Bambi, one of the dancers, when...

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International Study proves that Internet marketing failure is a hoax

Funny story: International Study proves that Internet marketing failure is a hoax

Gunther Gutenschlager, Professor and Head of International Money Maker Studies at Swiss Polyteknikosch says that the reported failures of Internet Businesses and Internet marketers is "all a hoax". While researching for the truth in whether "makin...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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