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Funny story: The Wired Street Urinal - an editorial

The Wired Street Urinal - an editorial

On Wednesday, Republican nominee for President, Donald J. Trump proclaimed he is the messiah. Addressing a crowd of cerebrally anesthetized souls in a state of rapture in West Palm Beach Florida, Trump demonstrated his capacity to mesmerize with a br...
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Funny story: The Donald Unchained & Unglued

The Donald Unchained & Unglued

On Tuesday, Republican nominee for President, Donald J. Trump announced, "Like Marcus Garvey, I have thrown off the shackles! After running a campaign marked by a concerted effort to seek national unity, racial and ethnic harmony, and party cohesion,...
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Funny story: New Measures Taken at Hofstra University

New Measures Taken at Hofstra University

The Sigma Kappa Alpha Tau political science honor fraternity of Hofstra University has had metal detectors removed from all entrances leading into the auditorium that will be the stage of the 1st Presidential Debate of the 2016 election. Bartholo...
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Funny story: Trump's Debate Invitees

Trump's Debate Invitees

According to Hofstra University officials, Donald Trump's campaign staff requested 5,000 tickets for "special guests" of Mr. Trump. In response, a purported Hofstra official told the Trump Organization: "The entire venue only holds 5,500 people t...
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Funny story: Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring

Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring

WASHINGTON - Three Guantánamo detainees were slated to leave the American prison in Cuba this week after 14 years in captivity, but early Wednesday morning, only two were willing to board the plane. The third - Mohammed Ali Abdullah Bwazir of Yemen -...
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Funny story: FOX News Releases Coiffe of August 6th Republican Myiasis

FOX News Releases Coiffe of August 6th Republican Myiasis

(New York) FOX News President Roger Ailes, in association with the New York State Athletic Commission President Tom Hoover and the Ohio Athletic Commission Chairman Tim Ochsenhirt, this morning outlined the protocol and procedures that have been adop...
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Funny story: Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election

Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election

Once again, Americans are treated to a display of obscene self-promotion of egomaniacal proportion only fusing the personalities of P.T. Barnum, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Kim Jong Un, and Idi Amin Dada could match. "The Donald;" oh you remember him -...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Hopes Early Campaign Entry Will Divert Voters' Attention from More Important Issues, like Legitimate Candidates and Serious Domestic Problems

Ted Cruz Hopes Early Campaign Entry Will Divert Voters' Attention from More Important Issues, like Legitimate Candidates and Serious Domestic Problems

Rafael Edward Cruz, a first-term Senator from Texas, dispensing with any exploratory phase for his Presidential aspirations, delivered a formal speech during the weekly convocation at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia yesterday. The Bapti...
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Funny story: Ukraine Formulates National Defense Plan While Assisting Africa

Ukraine Formulates National Defense Plan While Assisting Africa

(Kiev) In a breathtakingly stunning tour-de-force; merging diplomacy, mercantilism, foreign affairs, public health and national defense, today Dick Cheney announced that he has brokered an epic exchange between Liberia and Ukraine. In a classical...
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Funny story: Oval Office Reaches Outside Box

Oval Office Reaches Outside Box

The Obama administration is preparing legislation that would end the National Security Agency's widespread collection of Americans' phone data while, officials say, preserves the civil liberties of the deceased and MIAs. The legislation, senior of...
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Funny story: SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

While American viewers tuned in to watch President Obama deliver the annual State of the Union message, many others were turning a deaf ear until given the opportunity to gorge themselves on the feast of "official responses" by the disloyal and deran...
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Funny story: Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...
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Funny story: The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC

The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC

On Friday, the Republican National Commissars officially approved a resolution to ban 2016 Presidential Debate moderators employed by any media outlet that has been documented for the vigorous pursuit of truth, asking pertinent and relevant questions...
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Funny story: Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

The US economy, only now beginning to recover from the devastation of Hurricane Sandy, was dealt another financial tsunami this morning when Hostess CEO, Gregory Rayburn announced that Irving Texas based Hostess has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankr...
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Funny story: US Armed Services Endorse PTSD Name Change

US Armed Services Endorse PTSD Name Change

(Washington) It has been called shell shock, battle fatigue, soldier's heart and most recently, post-traumatic stress disorder, or PTSD. Now, US military officers and psychiatrists are embroiled in a heated debate over whether to change the name of a...
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Funny story: Billionaires to Build Out of This World Brothel and Casino

Billionaires to Build Out of This World Brothel and Casino

This morning, Mikhail Prokhorov, Stanley Ho, Donald Trump and four unnamed Russian oligarchs proudly announced the formation of a new enterprise to boldly recruit lithe tubal ligated young virginal women from other galaxies to become "hostesses" on a...
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Funny story: Iran Announces Further Curtailment of Crude Oil Shipments

Iran Announces Further Curtailment of Crude Oil Shipments

(Tehran) This morning, Iranian Oil Minister Ali Oxen Free announced additional bold policy changes in response to sanctions against his country by Western nations. Following on the footsteps of Iran terminating all contracts to export crude oil to Br...
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Funny story: Mississippi "Personhood" Plebiscite Rejected

Mississippi "Personhood" Plebiscite Rejected

Jackson - In a rare and unprecedented show of moxie, Mississippi voters turned back a referendum establishing life at acquaintance, as well as denying all forms of contraception except abstinence, solitary confinement, jerkin the gherkin and spousal...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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