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Funny story: Ukraine Formulates National Defense Plan While Assisting Africa

Ukraine Formulates National Defense Plan While Assisting Africa

(Kiev) In a breathtakingly stunning tour-de-force; merging diplomacy, mercantilism, foreign affairs, public health and national defense, today Dick Cheney announced that he has brokered an epic exchange between Liberia and Ukraine. In a classical...
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Funny story: Oval Office Reaches Outside Box

Oval Office Reaches Outside Box

The Obama administration is preparing legislation that would end the National Security Agency's widespread collection of Americans' phone data while, officials say, preserves the civil liberties of the deceased and MIAs. The legislation, senior of...
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Funny story: SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

While American viewers tuned in to watch President Obama deliver the annual State of the Union message, many others were turning a deaf ear until given the opportunity to gorge themselves on the feast of "official responses" by the disloyal and deran...
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Funny story: Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...
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Funny story: The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC

The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC

On Friday, the Republican National Commissars officially approved a resolution to ban 2016 Presidential Debate moderators employed by any media outlet that has been documented for the vigorous pursuit of truth, asking pertinent and relevant questions...
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Funny story: Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

The US economy, only now beginning to recover from the devastation of Hurricane Sandy, was dealt another financial tsunami this morning when Hostess CEO, Gregory Rayburn announced that Irving Texas based Hostess has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankr...
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Funny story: US Armed Services Endorse PTSD Name Change

US Armed Services Endorse PTSD Name Change

(Washington) It has been called shell shock, battle fatigue, soldier's heart and most recently, post-traumatic stress disorder, or PTSD. Now, US military officers and psychiatrists are embroiled in a heated debate over whether to change the name of a...
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Funny story: Billionaires to Build Out of This World Brothel and Casino

Billionaires to Build Out of This World Brothel and Casino

This morning, Mikhail Prokhorov, Stanley Ho, Donald Trump and four unnamed Russian oligarchs proudly announced the formation of a new enterprise to boldly recruit lithe tubal ligated young virginal women from other galaxies to become "hostesses" on a...
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Funny story: Iran Announces Further Curtailment of Crude Oil Shipments

Iran Announces Further Curtailment of Crude Oil Shipments

(Tehran) This morning, Iranian Oil Minister Ali Oxen Free announced additional bold policy changes in response to sanctions against his country by Western nations. Following on the footsteps of Iran terminating all contracts to export crude oil to Br...
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Funny story: Mississippi "Personhood" Plebiscite Rejected

Mississippi "Personhood" Plebiscite Rejected

Jackson - In a rare and unprecedented show of moxie, Mississippi voters turned back a referendum establishing life at acquaintance, as well as denying all forms of contraception except abstinence, solitary confinement, jerkin the gherkin and spousal...
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Funny story: Bank of America Backs Down From Debit Card Fees

Bank of America Backs Down From Debit Card Fees

Bank of America spokesman Bill M. Tweed released a statement to the financial media this morning outlining the reversal of the recent bank policy of instituting a monthly fee of $5.00 to customers using debit cards. "Our customers have shared thei...
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Funny story: Not Everyone Wins With Black Friday Arriving Late Thanksgiving Day

Not Everyone Wins With Black Friday Arriving Late Thanksgiving Day

With the announcement of getting an early jump on the seasonal shopping season; Kohl's, Target and Macy's hope to kickstart "Black Friday" by opening very late in the evening on Thanksgiving, Named Black Friday because the day is a quasi benchmark fo...
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Funny story: Shocking Photos of Mitt Romney Suckling the Breast of a Woman, Neither his Mother nor his Wife

Shocking Photos of Mitt Romney Suckling the Breast of a Woman, Neither his Mother nor his Wife

Late last Friday, revealing photographs surfaced on the internet of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Pictures depicting Governor Romney with his lips wrapped around the areola of a woman that is definitely not his Mother or his wife. On Mon...
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Funny story: CBS Makes Announcement

CBS Makes Announcement

This afternoon, CBS Executive producer of the hit show "Two and a Half Men" Chuck "Chaim" Lorre stunned broadcast media with the bold announcement that the show will resume filming new episodes next month. After this revelation, CBS attorney and...
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Funny story: CBS Makes Announcement

CBS Makes Announcement

(NY) This afternoon, CBS Executive producer of the hit show "Two and a Half Men" Chuck "Chaim" Lorre stunned broadcast media with the bold announcement that the show will resume filming new episodes next month. After this revelation, CBS attorney and...
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Funny story: Wintery Storm forces Snatch.web to Declare Force Majeure and To Consider Bankruptcy Protection

Wintery Storm forces Snatch.web to Declare Force Majeure and To Consider Bankruptcy Protection

Sarajevo- Janos Vaginespenilli, CEO of SNATCH.web, parent company of TITSRUS.web, GYN4FUN.web,RECTALBLISS.web and ANYTHING4PERVS.web, held a press conference to announce suspension of all payments to creditors, pending a meeting of his Board of Direc...
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Funny story: Cost Reduction Measures Assumed by Texas, Oklahoma and Florida

Cost Reduction Measures Assumed by Texas, Oklahoma and Florida

(WSU) Facing crippling financial demands and declining revenues from the ongoing global economic malaise, three states have employed s novel cost cutting measure. Texas, Oklahoma and Florida officially announced today that starting October 1st, they...
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Funny story: Florida Preacher Announces New Mission

Florida Preacher Announces New Mission

(WSU Gainesville FL) This morning, at a press conference at his Dove World Outreach Center, the controversial Extreme Right Reverend Terry Jones, proprietor of cult slave labor TS and Company, purveyor of reconditioned abandoned curbside furniture, a...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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