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Funny story: Balotelli: "Messi aint right"

Balotelli: "Messi aint right"

Since revealing yeasterday that he thought Lionel Messi was the only player better than him in world football today, controversial Italian striker Marion Balotelli has spoken again of the Barcelona player. After a promotional photo shoot for tobac...
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Funny story: Balotelli: "F*ck it I'll quit"

Balotelli: "F*ck it I'll quit"

Manchester City's wantaway striker Mario Balotelli has issued a threat to his employers in his latest verbal attack on the club. Balotelli said, "I wana go Milan and if that lot aren't going to sell me, then f*ck it I'll retire. It's just a job in...
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Funny story: Big Sam - From Blackburn to BNP

Big Sam - From Blackburn to BNP

Recently dismissed Blackburn manager 'Big' Sam Allardyce appears to have shut the door on a return to football management. It would seem that the ex-premier league manager looks set to swap his sheepskin jacket for white robes and pointy cone hat.
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Funny story: Gamst-Pederson relieved at Big Sam dismissal

Gamst-Pederson relieved at Big Sam dismissal

Blackburn's Norwegian ace Morten Gamst-Pederson has expressed his relief at the recent dismissal of manager Sam Allardyce. Pederson told reporter, "I never had a issue with Sam, but it was obvious he didn't like me. He used to call me 'gay' and m...
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Funny story: Balotelli: "Mancini has got a little d*ck"

Balotelli: "Mancini has got a little d*ck"

Wantaway Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli appears to have sunk to new lows in a bid to engineer a move back to Italian football. When interviewed before Citys final Europa League group game away at Juventus, Balotelli made crude comments a...
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Funny story: Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Manchester City's wantaway ace striker Mario Balotelli has launched an unexpected verbal attack on club captain Carlos Tevez. Tevez recently announced that he wished to leave the club, and it would seem that this news has struck a nerve with Itali...
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Funny story: Balotelli in Tupac tribute

Balotelli in Tupac tribute

Italian wildchild and wantaway Man Cty ace Mario Balotelli, has controversial plans to wear a tribute to late rapper Tupac Shakur on his Manchester City kits. Balotelli is understood to be a massive of the ganagster scene and it is well known that...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona - Prostate Relapse

Kerry Katona - Prostate Relapse

Kerry Katona has suffered a setback on her self-titled 'Road to recovery'. According to sources close to the former celebrity, Katona is said to have hit the cocaine 'like a city banker on pay day', after learning she didn't have a prostate. On...
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Funny story: Barca Pedro in autograph shame

Barca Pedro in autograph shame

Barcelona ace Pedro is at the centre of a controversial new autograph rule, that he himself has created and imposed. The player and his agent have both confirmed that the only thing Pedro will be signing from now on is 'titties'. Employers Barc...
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Funny story: Stephen Ireland in Corrie anniversary deal

Stephen Ireland in Corrie anniversary deal

Aston Villa have this evening confirmed that midfield maestro Stephen Ireland has agreed to play in this weekends fixture against Liverpool. The Villa spokesman went on to state that as the Villa fixture doesn't clash with any soap omnibuses Irel...
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Funny story: Dom Jolly: "My placenta hell"

Dom Jolly: "My placenta hell"

Comic and reality tv star Dom Jolly has emotionally revealed to fellow camp mates that he has finally beaten a placenta addiction after three years of suffering with the disease. Jolly said, "After Trigger Happy TV finished I spent most of my time...
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Funny story: Balotelli: "Yous lot need to fix up"

Balotelli: "Yous lot need to fix up"

Italian badboy Mario Balotelli last night stunned radio listeners with a foul-mouthed outburst live on air. The Man City ace was a special guest on a football based show, and did little to change the perception that he is an overpaid premadonna.
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Funny story: Ferguson spotted walking Neville!

Ferguson spotted walking Neville!

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been photographed literally walking United veteran and former captain, Gary Neville. The Red Devils manager was spotted by onlookers walking Neville across an exclusive golf course in Cheshire, as if he...
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Funny story: Jacko to resurrect himself!

Jacko to resurrect himself!

A spokesman for the Jackson family has confirmed that 'The King of Pop' Michael Jackon, will rise from the dead in Easter 2011. A statement from the family read, "We are pleased to confirm that Michael Jackson will be resurrecting himself this for...
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Funny story: Benayoun lifts the lid on cannibalism at Liverpool

Benayoun lifts the lid on cannibalism at Liverpool

Former Liverpool FC player Yossi Benayoun has made sensational claims that an ex-team mate tired to eat him during his time on Merseyside. Benayoun stunned reporters when he lifted the lid on the cannibalistic ways of an old colleague. The play...
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Funny story: Captain Jack Spazzo

Captain Jack Spazzo

Johnny Depp has quashed claims that his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney's Pirates Of The Caribbean was a ground-breaking performance and that it showed his versatility as an actor. Depp was nominated for an Oscar following his widely a...
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Funny story: Mourinho refuses to acknowledge defeat

Mourinho refuses to acknowledge defeat

In the wake of his teams 5-0 thrashing at the hands of Barcelona, Real Madrid head coach Jose Mourinho has refused to acknowledge the result. Mourinho said, "It was obvious for all to see that we deserved the points and I am looking forward to mai...
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Funny story: Paul Konchesky voted luckiest bloke alive

Paul Konchesky voted luckiest bloke alive

Liverpool left back Paul Konchesky has been voted the luckiest bloke alive. Konchesky 29, who followed boss Roy Hodgson from Fulham to Liverpool in the summer, is said to have agreed with the outcome of vote. He excitedly told reporters, "This is...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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