The Vatican made the startling announcement that, for the first time, they would be appointing a Protestant pope.
Onlookers were startled when the new pope suddenly ran out of the Vatican and ripped his papal clothes to shreds. "You don't n...
The Vatican has officially appointed its first openly gay Pope, at least in this century.
The rumor was confirmed today at noon when pink incense smoke was seen stylishly smoldering from the Vatican. The Vatican News put out an official announcem...
The UK branch of the fast food chain Burger King was still reeling from the publicity surrounding the fact that horsemeat had found its way into some of their burgers when another blow was dealt to their image. It seems that at least two or three bel...
In another Spoof exclusive, General David Petraeus has given a statement on the sex scandal that cost him his job as head of the CIA. Petraeus was forced to step down after the exposure of an extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, his biographer a...
The latest Sesame Street rumor is that Elmo, the immensely popular red puppet, will retire after allegations of at least two sexual relationships with underage boys.
Elmo has agreed to release a rare public statement to The Spoof. His defense of...
We here at The Spoof are dedicated to bringing you the most important World Events. Therefore we arranged for our top reporter on International Affairs to send dispatches from the Israel-Palestine Conflict. Unfortunately he was beheaded this morning...
The fast food wars heated up today as restaurant icons took sides in the increasingly hostile Chick-Fil-A debate. The controversy began when Chick-Fil-A honcho Dan Cathay spoke out against gay marriage late last week. Since then, drag queens have bee...
Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh stirred controversy last week when he accused Warner Brothers and director Christopher Nolan of using their new, heavily promoted blockbuster Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises as a vile piece of pro-Obama propaganda...
Physicists recently made headlines by announcing their discovery of the Higgs boson-the long sought-after, so-called "God Particle." The God Particle would explain pretty much everything in the universe. Or so the media report. According to reputable...
Gay People have announced that their views on President Obama are "evolving" and they now think his presidency is, now that they think about it, inevitable.
Vice President Joe Biden made it so Sunday, when he remarked almost casually that he had...
Students of Miss Jane Mattingway's class at Howarth Middle School got to learn this week what students were like 30 years earlier, thanks to a time capsule buried beneath the school basement.
The capsule included a Rubik's Cube, excerpts from a f...
In the latest twist in the never-ending Liam Gallagher saga, the pop star is reportedly suing himself, legal documents show.
The suit accuses Gallagher of flagrant prattery, unseemly arseholery, and excessive knobheadery.
The former Oasis fro...
The U.S. was shocked by yesterday's revelation that movie star and ex-California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child with a housekeeper ten years ago. The incident was seen as yet another glaring act of hypocrisy from a "family v...
The much anticipated Royal Wedding became a Royal Embarrassment Friday morning. The world watched in horror as Prince William married the wrong Kate--actress Katie Holmes.
The Queen was overheard to whisper, "The horror! If he had to marry someon...
Stoners throughout the land are excited to learn that a Joint Use Bill is headed to the floor of the State Senate. "It's about time," said Dylan Holdzer, who makes a living selling hemp shirts at Widespread Panic concerts. "I'm glad that our brethren...
In spite of reassurances that nuclear plants are completely safe, some panicky citizens continue to fear nuclear disaster.
As talk show host Rush Limbaugh put it on his radio program, "Barack Obama showed what a wuss he is by ordering a Federal R...
Everyone in the U.S. will soon be running for President, Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele announced today. "I'm runnin', you runnin', the whole damn country's runnin'," he said.
It seems the Republicans have gotten unusually...
Terrorist Osama bin Laden's whereabouts were finally discovered by authorities last week. It seems he was be hiding on the low-rated CW Network. National Security Council Spokesman
Mike Hammer (yes, that's his real name) told reporters that the r...