"If it is reasonable to think that a Supreme Court Justice can be bought so cheap, the Nation is in deeper trouble than I had imagined," Supreme Court Justice Scalia said today, referring to the recent court ruling that did not require Scal...
Lost Widget, Florida - Scientists at the J. Buffett Institute for Pharmaceutical and Penis Enlargement Research (BIPAPER) have discovered a link between Adult Attention Deficit Disorder (AADD) and conservatism - as well as a cure for both.
Washington, D.C. - "It is with great sorrow, I must announce that -- in furtherance of the war on terror -- the United States will immediately begin bombing Langley Virginia," President Bush told a shocked crowd of reporters hastily called to the Whi...
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