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Casey Anthony Jurors Ask Judge if They Can 'Take it Back'

Funny story: Casey Anthony Jurors Ask Judge if They Can 'Take it Back'

ORLANDO, FL - In yet another shocking twist for a case that has gripped the nation, the 12 jurors who voted to acquit Casey Anthony of all murder charges in the death of her daughter Caylee, appear to be more than just "sick to their stomachs", and h...

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Charlie Sheen is My Favorite Martian

Funny story: Charlie Sheen is My Favorite Martian

CBS announced today that they've cast Charlie Sheen in a remake of the popular television series My Favorite Martian. Sources inside the network say they've been quietly negotiating the deal with Sheen's lawyers for the past several days, but didn't...

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Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

Funny story: Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

IBM is at it again. But this time their target for domination isn't aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters, its electronic jaws are chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in...

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Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

Funny story: Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...

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The new 'touchy-feely' NFL

Funny story: The new 'touchy-feely' NFL

NEW YORK - Now that the 2010 season is over, several new controversial changes are coming to a head for 2011, and fans aren't going to like them. In fact, some are saying this may be the end of American football as we know it. On March 4th, the c...

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Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Funny story: Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Funeral for a friend. - The once mighty social networking giant, Myspace, died yesterday afternoon after a long, hard-fought battle with Zuckerberginoma, a common form of web cancer caused by the Facebook virus. It was 7. Launched in the summer o...

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Arizona shooter cast as Uncle Fester

Funny story: Arizona shooter cast as Uncle Fester

Although the criminal case against accused gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, is just beginning, one thing is for certain: he's going to prison. And if the administrators over at the infamous Supermax facility in Fremont County, Colorado have anything to s...

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Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

Funny story: Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah Pa...

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Snow Miser put on 'No Fly' list

Funny story: Snow Miser put on 'No Fly' list

Mr. Snow Miser who played, well the 'Snow Miser', on the hit Christmas television special, The Year Without a Santa Claus, discovered to his dismay that he has been put on the TSA's 'No Fly' list. Mr. Miser, who was trying to get back to his hom...

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Gays in military ask for more fashionable fatigues

Funny story: Gays in military ask for more fashionable fatigues

Washington, DC - On the high heels of the historic vote to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell", openly gay troops are now pushing for the Pentagon to bring in the top fashion designers to create more stylish uniforms. Dubbing it the, "War on Utilitariani...

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God confirms intervention in Florida school board shooting

Funny story: God confirms intervention in Florida school board shooting

Panama City, FL. - School superintendent Bill Husfelt, who survived a gunman's vendetta during a board meeting on Tuesday, claims God protected him when suspect Clay Duke opened fire on him and his colleagues. "God was standing in front of me, and I'...

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'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

Funny story: 'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

PORTLAND-- Taking their cue from Ashton Kutcher, the FBI staged an elaborate prank on a Corvallis, OR teenager who thought he was part of a Jihadist plot to kill Christmas. Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born U.S. citizen, mistakenly believed...

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Mad cows stampede through feed store on Black Friday

Funny story: Mad cows stampede through feed store on Black Friday

WISCONSIN-- Employees at the BarnMart in Milwaukee braced themselves Friday morning for the yearly onslaught of cattle looking for the best deals on feed. A herd of heifers, bulls, and calves were lined up around the block in the wee hours waiting f...

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Department of Homeland Security calls on Superman to help with scanning airline passengers

Funny story: Department of Homeland Security calls on Superman to help with scanning airline passengers

In a move to help quell the uproar over airport full-body scanners, Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano put in a personal call to the Man of Steel asking for help. The growing backlash from both passengers and pilots prompted an...

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Popular write-in candidate Donald Fauntleroy Duck finally wins election

Funny story: Popular write-in candidate Donald Fauntleroy Duck finally wins election

Drowned out by all the media hoopla surrounding the Tea Party victories, is the fact that Donald Duck actually won many of the races. Election officials in several states have confirmed that this is indeed the case. However, since the results w...

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Millions who purchased The Secret in 2006 now want refund

Funny story: Millions who purchased The Secret in 2006 now want refund

In what's being dubbed the "law of repulsion", millions of people who purchased best-selling author Rhonda Byrne's The Secret hoping to get rich by simply thinking about it, are now demanding refunds in the hope that they can use the money help pay b...

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