Joey Barton has hit back at accusations that he is a thug and should not be allowed on a football field after allegedly "punching" Blackburn's Morten Gamst Pederson last night at St James Park.
"There was a fly on his shirt so I swatted...
I can confirm rumours today that John and Edward Grimes are to go into movies and have won the title roles in a remake of the movie Dumb and Dumber.
"We start filming next week in Ireland" a movie source said "We have to iron out a few prob...
With the Joint Armed Forces Treaty between France and the UK being signed today it has been revealed that all British tanks will be refurbished to accommodate the French when on operations in War zones.
Manufacturers have already said th...
In another X Factor exclusive we can reveal that Irish "diva" Mary Byrne will leave her checkout job at Tesco's to become the new member of Girls Aloud when she leaves the competition.
"With Cheryl's busy schedule and Nadine's reluctance to be...
In an amazing U-turn - Wayne Rooney has decided to stay in Manchester for another five years.
This just two days after the 24-year-old hitman claimed " the city's failure to attract world-class prostitutes to Old Trafford area prompted his dec...
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