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Funny story: Chris Christie refuses to shower in GOP locker room

Chris Christie refuses to shower in GOP locker room

DES MOINES, IA - It was reported today that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie refused to shower with other GOP hopefuls after the 2015 Freedom Summit hosted by Iowa Congressman Steve King. At the annual event several potential presidential candid...
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Funny story: Darius Rucker courted by NASCAR, Republican National Committee

Darius Rucker courted by NASCAR, Republican National Committee

NASHVILLE, TN - Former Hootie and the Blowfish frontman and current Country music star Darius Rucker, who is African-American, revealed yesterday that he is being courted by two traditionally white organizations, NASCAR and the Republican National Co...
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Funny story: Biden winks, tells waitress "I'll show you what's too big to fail"

Biden winks, tells waitress "I'll show you what's too big to fail"

ALEXANDRIA, VA - Vice President Joe Biden has once again drawn the ire of political foes and women's groups after he allegedly harassed a Northern Virginia cocktail waitress over the weekend, referring to his genitalia as "too big to fail." The...
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Funny story: "Free Bird," "Tuesday's Gone" mistakenly chosen for Civil Rights documentary soundtrack

"Free Bird," "Tuesday's Gone" mistakenly chosen for Civil Rights documentary soundtrack

BIRMINGHAM, AL - The credibility of local Civil Rights group "Never Again" is under fire today by critics who called into question the soundtrack for its newly released documentary, which contains songs by Southern Rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd. "Free...
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Funny story: Judge who halted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" reverses decision after finally renting 'The Birdcage.'

Judge who halted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" reverses decision after finally renting 'The Birdcage.'

SAN FRANSISCO, CA - In an astonishing move, the federal judge who ended "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" has lifted the injunction, citing the "unbelievably gay" feature film 'The Birdcage,' which she rented over the weekend. On October 12, U.S. District C...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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