6 people dead in Arizona? This story just cannot get out of the news; it's abit of an attention whore.
While the shooting in Arizona left 6 dead, the bombing of a school in Afghanistan, left about 20 times more than bodies than the Arizona shoo...
Recently Rush drummer, Neil Peart proved himself worthy again, playing drums on Fire.
Neil Peart was thrown into the sun, and continue to play drums even after his body and drum kit was incinerated in the flames.
"I'm so glad Neil did this, a...
A New Series of Barbies were announced today at the National Toy Convention. The new Barbies are Gothic Barbie, and Barbie Smokes alot.
"I believe these new Barbies will make alot of money" says the ghost of Ruth Handler (founder of the Barbie).
Angelina Jolie adopted Osama Bin Laden today, and she continues to hide his whereabouts.
"I'm very proud of my new son, he has proven himself the most loyal terrorist" says Jolie
We asked her does it bother her that everybody in the United Sta...
The last few of the miners were freed today, and then the BFNN News network camera crew fell into the mine, including they're journalist, Cindy Cobwell. Nobody was seriously hurt.
"All I could do when it happened was... laugh" says Andy Cobwell,...
Teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber doesnt only have his own cologane, now he plans to do an album with the hair metal band, Twisted Sister.
Singer/Song writer, Dee Snider claims, "Well, we suck. We suck out loud. We just couldn't suck enough, so we...
Reports of a black family who were found to have a father living inside the house, is actually a hoax. Jesse Brown is not the father of the two children that lived in his house. The father of those kids are actually that of, President Obama.
The long awaited Kurt Cobain sex tape has been discovered. The tape appears to be that of R Kelly pissing inside the Urn of what is believed to be the ashes of Kurt Cobain.
"I think it's what Kurt would of wanted" says Courtney Love who is known...
In Gladwin, Michigan, a family of Afro-Americans were found to have a father living inside the house, It is not sure that the father is the biological father, but further tests will be taken.
"It is an amazing discovery" says xenobiologist Irma No...
Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed.
"Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise.
Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not A...
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