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Shooting in Arizona Leaving 6 Dead, While Bombing in Afghanistan Leaving 100's Dead

6 people dead in Arizona? This story just cannot get out of the news; it's abit of an attention whore. While the shooting in Arizona left 6 dead, the bombing of a school in Afghanistan, left about 20 times more than bodies than the Arizona shoo...

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Neil Peart Plays Drums While On Fire!

Recently Rush drummer, Neil Peart proved himself worthy again, playing drums on Fire. Neil Peart was thrown into the sun, and continue to play drums even after his body and drum kit was incinerated in the flames. "I'm so glad Neil did this, a...

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New Barbies Announced!

A New Series of Barbies were announced today at the National Toy Convention. The new Barbies are Gothic Barbie, and Barbie Smokes alot. "I believe these new Barbies will make alot of money" says the ghost of Ruth Handler (founder of the Barbie).

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Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie adopted Osama Bin Laden today, and she continues to hide his whereabouts. "I'm very proud of my new son, he has proven himself the most loyal terrorist" says Jolie We asked her does it bother her that everybody in the United Sta...

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Camera Crew Falls Into Chile Mine After Miners Were Freed

Funny story: Camera Crew Falls Into Chile Mine After Miners Were Freed

The last few of the miners were freed today, and then the BFNN News network camera crew fell into the mine, including they're journalist, Cindy Cobwell. Nobody was seriously hurt. "All I could do when it happened was... laugh" says Andy Cobwell,...

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Justin Bieber Does Album With Twisted Sister?

Teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber doesnt only have his own cologane, now he plans to do an album with the hair metal band, Twisted Sister. Singer/Song writer, Dee Snider claims, "Well, we suck. We suck out loud. We just couldn't suck enough, so we...

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Black Family With Father Is a Hoax/Obama's new kids?

Reports of a black family who were found to have a father living inside the house, is actually a hoax. Jesse Brown is not the father of the two children that lived in his house. The father of those kids are actually that of, President Obama. "I...

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Kurt Cobain Sex Tape Found!

Funny story: Kurt Cobain Sex Tape Found!

The long awaited Kurt Cobain sex tape has been discovered. The tape appears to be that of R Kelly pissing inside the Urn of what is believed to be the ashes of Kurt Cobain. "I think it's what Kurt would of wanted" says Courtney Love who is known...

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Black Family Found With Father!?

Funny story: Black Family Found With Father!?

In Gladwin, Michigan, a family of Afro-Americans were found to have a father living inside the house, It is not sure that the father is the biological father, but further tests will be taken. "It is an amazing discovery" says xenobiologist Irma No...

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Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Funny story: Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed. "Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise. Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not A...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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