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Records Reveal Heaven Outsourced Infestation Job to Bed Bugs

Even Heaven is on a budget. Wrought-iron pearly gates have been replaced by baby safety fences. The walls of precious gems have been substituted with hip hop iced out jewelry. And swarms of locusts have been reduced to by-stander status as Heaven a...

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Temp Church Agency Sued Over Lack of Prophets

Funny story: Temp Church Agency Sued Over Lack of Prophets

Looking for a new way to rev up his slumping congregation, Reverend Tom Padre answered the incessant ring of a robocaller that promised to deliver every Satanist's worst fear--the Holy Spirit, raging like an uncontrollable crown fire. "It's like i...

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Kim Jong-Il to Head Obama's Death Panel

High level presidential anonymous sources have leaked that President Obama, in an effort to improve ties between the United States and North Korea, will extend an olive branch to the supreme leader of the rogue state. Political analysts...

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Zoning Ordinance Deflates Balloon Owner's Dream

Funny story: Zoning Ordinance Deflates Balloon Owner's Dream

Time may heal all wounds, but it doesn't necessarily pave the way for every new business owner's lifetime dream-Grand Opening. Fred Bloons learned this lesson the hard way when the Manchester Township zoning committee in New Jersey refused to gran...

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Facebook Replaces Traditional Voting System in Five States

In an effort to save money, five cash-strapped states have temporarily shut down all their voting precincts, opting instead to allow voters to decide elections through Facebook. Between now and election day in November, voters in Californi...

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With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope

Funny story: With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope

Characterized in recent months as The Slurpee Sippers who idly watched as the economy slid down the proverbial ditch, Republican leaders have decided to fight back through education. Driver's Education, that is. Seven high ranking Republican...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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