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Suffering From Writer's Block, Amadinejad Seeks Options

Funny story: Suffering From Writer's Block, Amadinejad Seeks Options

Iranian President Mahmoud Amadinejad is reportedly suffering from a severe case of writer's block. Sources close to Amadinejad say that he's been unable to formulate baseless arguments against, pen damaging mischaracterizations about or assail the re...

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Super Secret Talks Between US and North Korea Collapse

Funny story: Super Secret Talks Between US and North Korea Collapse

Well, at least we didn't have our hopes up. It was reported today that previously unknown discussions between the United States and North Korea have abruptly collapsed. The discussions, which were classified as "Super Secret", have been occurring reg...

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Scholars Say Palin Subject of Nostradamus Text

Funny story: Scholars Say Palin Subject of Nostradamus Text

Over the centuries, scholars have toiled to unlock the meaning of the writings by sixteenth century French apothecary and seer Nostradamus. Since the Fall of 2008, experts have watched in awe as three of Nostradamus' quatrains have revealed their...

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O'Donnell, Coons Exchange Lists of "Do Not Use" Words

Funny story: O'Donnell, Coons Exchange Lists of "Do Not Use" Words

Rather than have tonight's debate between Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell and Democrat Chris Coons deteriorate into back-and-forth name calling, the two candidates have exchanged lists of names to avoid. "The idea came up last night at my...

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Palin to Get New Title Before Election

Funny story: Palin to Get New Title Before Election

What the title will be has not been settled, but one thing is definite, by Halloween Sarah Palin will no longer be referred to as "Former Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin." "She was the nominee for 67 days. How long do you leave a job you...

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Failing Memory is Key to Gingrich's 2012 Bid

Funny story: Failing Memory is Key to Gingrich's 2012 Bid

It's almost impossible to change history. On the other hand, no one says you have to own up to your past. Although he has yet to throw his hat into the 2012 Presidential race, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is resting his hopes on the short memo...

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Obama Confirms Rats, Claims Ship Seaworthy

Funny story: Obama Confirms Rats, Claims Ship Seaworthy

It's getting hard to find empty boxes at the White House. A string of resignations among the President's inner circle has fueled speculation that the handwriting on the wall reads "Get out while you still can" and those who are able are taking heed.

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Twins Target JCPenney for Takeover

Funny story: Twins Target JCPenney for Takeover

In the business world, rumors of hostile takeovers are as common as your ugly aunt's underwear and, if you know anything about time management, most of them hardly deserve a moment of your attention. Unfortunately, a certain percentage of rumors turn...

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500 Years Later, 53rd Card Makes Debut in Decks

The introduction of a new playing card to standard decks is creating a furor among card players, casino owners, psychics, gypsies, 3-car monty dealers and kids with bicycles. Introduced last week without fan fare, the new card, marked with the let...

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