After many years of speculation, the true nature and orientation of the relationship between two of the entertainment industry's most prolific performers is finally known -- Sesame Street's Ernie and Bert are "jazz-hands gay.
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After taking a beating in recent opinion polls following the 9-11 Commissions disclosures regarding the absence of evidence relating to links between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein's Iraqi regime, President George W. Bush attempted...
Prince Charles has recently signed on with Sean "P-Diddy" Combs' Bad Boy records for a one million dollar, one-album deal. With tabloid fodder and credible news sources noting the possibility of his being passed over to rule Gre...
In response to plummeting opinion poll numbers following the 9-11 Commission's allegation that the Bush Administration misrepresented facts and events leading up to the U.S.'s involvement and subsequent military presence in Iraq, President Bush s...
Happy Shops convenience store mopping supervisor, Bubba Domas ("DumbAss"), was recently voted Prezodent of the Crestview Trailer Park Cooperative, LLC ("CTP"). This election will have great resonance in the small Florida c...
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