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Ernie and Bert: "Jazz-Hands" Gay

After many years of speculation, the true nature and orientation of the relationship between two of the entertainment industry's most prolific performers is finally known -- Sesame Street's Ernie and Bert are "jazz-hands gay.

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Donald Rumsfeld Fired! Embarks on New Career as Rap Mogul

Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Fired! Embarks on New Career as Rap Mogul

"Donald Rumsfeld is out of a job!"...

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President George Bush: Republican Jedi?

Funny story: President George Bush: Republican Jedi?

After taking a beating in recent opinion polls following the 9-11 Commissions disclosures regarding the absence of evidence relating to links between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein's Iraqi regime, President George W. Bush attempted...

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Prince Charles: Alias "Throne Crusher"

Funny story: Prince Charles: Alias "Throne Crusher"

Prince Charles has recently signed on with Sean "P-Diddy" Combs' Bad Boy records for a one million dollar, one-album deal. With tabloid fodder and credible news sources noting the possibility of his being passed over to rule Gre...

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Bush Shocks the World: Ties His Own Bow-Tie

Funny story: Bush Shocks the World: Ties His Own Bow-Tie

In response to plummeting opinion poll numbers following the 9-11 Commission's allegation that the Bush Administration misrepresented facts and events leading up to the U.S.'s involvement and subsequent military presence in Iraq, President Bush s...

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Florida Elects Another "DumbAss" For Prezodent

Funny story: Florida Elects Another "DumbAss" For Prezodent

Happy Shops convenience store mopping supervisor, Bubba Domas ("DumbAss"), was recently voted Prezodent of the Crestview Trailer Park Cooperative, LLC ("CTP"). This election will have great resonance in the small Florida c...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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