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Democrats Submit Proof of Election Tampering

Funny story: Democrats Submit Proof of Election Tampering

Washington, DC - Congressional Democrats dropped a bombshell revelation this morning, announcing that they possess definitive proof of election tampering. At a press conference hosted by their intellectual leader, Maxine Waters(D, CA)and moral and...

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Obama orders creation of No Walk List

Funny story: Obama orders creation of No Walk List

Washington, D. C. - President Obama doubled down on his anti-second amendment rhetoric today, announcing executive action to create several new lists along the lines of the "No Fly List", including a "No Work" list and a "No Walk" list. Reaction was...

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Obama orders military to battle global warming

Funny story: Obama orders military to battle global warming

Top pentagon officials were quick to react in the wake of President Obama's recent proclamation to graduates of a military academy that "climate change" is a top "threat to "global security" and that military leaders who don't take appropriate action...

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President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

Funny story: President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

President Barack Obama was rushed to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center with reported shortness of breath and chest pain, after being briefed about the results of a study tracking the progress of the first wave of "DREAMers", or those young people e...

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Bowe Bergdahl Captured by Immigration Reform Activists

Funny story: Bowe Bergdahl Captured by Immigration Reform Activists

Seargant Bowe Bergdahl, the soldier held prisoner by the Taliban in Afghanistan for five years, is reportedly once again a Prisoner of War. Just days after being returned to active duty, the Pentagon announced today that Bergdahl sent his father an e...

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Self Employed at Record High Levels

Funny story: Self Employed at Record High Levels

Data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) shows that self-employment is at a record high of 4 ½ million, helping push the overall jobless rate down to 6.8% While the numbers look good on the surface, however, a poll reveals some disturbin...

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Justin Bieber Forming Militia, Plans to Assault Cliven Bundy Ranch

Funny story: Justin Bieber Forming Militia, Plans to Assault Cliven Bundy Ranch

Sources say Justin Bieber is distraught over how his shenanigans have backfired. Desperate to prove himself a man and gain 'street cred', the pop star embarked on a series of misadventures last year designed to show that he's a 'bad boy'. How...

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Secret Service Apologizes for Roughing-Up School Teachers, Staff

Funny story: Secret Service Apologizes for Roughing-Up School Teachers, Staff

FLOTUS Michelle Obama started a controversy when she published a picture of herself, with her trademark pout indicating displeasure, and holding a sign which read #bringbackourgirls. She was showing her support for the kidnapped Nigerian girls, unfo...

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Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Funny story: Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Recent reports indicate that State Mental Hospitals across the country are treating their worst cases of insanity by forcing patients to use a computer running Windows 8 for prolonged periods of time. "It's true" confirmed a spokesperson for the...

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Chinese Government in Negotiations to Purchase Nevada

Funny story: Chinese Government in Negotiations to Purchase Nevada

Rory Reid, son of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, today announced a controversial plan to sell the entire state of Nevada to the Communist Chinese Government. Terms of the deal are being withheld, pending approval by the gambling syndicate. "...

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Donald Sterling to Join Militia with Cliven Bundy

Funny story: Donald Sterling to Join Militia with Cliven Bundy

In a surprise move that observers say is unlikely to gain him any support, disgraced Los Angeles Clipper owner Donald Sterling announced today that he is traveling to Nevada to join the militia with embattled rancher Cliven Bundy. Sterling, who m...

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NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

Funny story: NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...

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Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

Funny story: Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

In a move experts say was inevitable, Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington Redskins, announced today that the team is changing its name; it will now be known as the Washington "White Devil Who Speaks with Forked Tongue Scalpers" a move cheered...

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Obama Unfriends Putin

Funny story: Obama Unfriends Putin

In a clear signal of his deep displeasure with Russian President Vladimir Putin, President Obama announced today the "nuclear option" of sanctions-unfriending Putin on Facebook. "That's right, I did it" an uncharacteristically agitated president...

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President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution

Funny story: President Obama Adopts NBA Constitution

In a bold move signaling his dedication to pushing through his agenda in his remaining time in office, President Obama's Press Secretary announced today the signing of a new Executive Order, dubbed "Governmental Reorganization to Provide Economic Inc...

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Hundreds of Boston residents missing--presumed Sheltering In Place

Funny story: Hundreds of Boston residents missing--presumed Sheltering In Place

Boston, MA - Authorities report that hundreds--perhaps thousands--of Boston residents are still hunkered down, in hiding due to orders to "Shelter In Place". "Ahhyup, lots a folks just haven't got the word, that it's safe to come back out" confir...

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Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Funny story: Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,...

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Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

Funny story: Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

New York, NY With the Romney campaign entering full Vice-Presidential Candidate search mode, our investigative reporting uncovered a document floating a surprising name as a potential candidate: Ted Nugent. After much snooping, we retrieved a...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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