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Funny story:  Hundreds of Boston residents missing--presumed Sheltering In Place

Hundreds of Boston residents missing--presumed Sheltering In Place

Boston, MA - Authorities report that hundreds--perhaps thousands--of Boston residents are still hunkered down, in hiding due to orders to "Shelter In Place". "Ahhyup, lots a folks just haven't got the word, that it's safe to come back out" confir...
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Funny story:  Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,...
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Funny story:  Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

New York, NY With the Romney campaign entering full Vice-Presidential Candidate search mode, our investigative reporting uncovered a document floating a surprising name as a potential candidate: Ted Nugent. After much snooping, we retrieved a...
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Funny story:  President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize rumored to be used in next generation Predator Drones

President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize rumored to be used in next generation Predator Drones

A confidential source within the Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that a new generation of Predator Drones is set to be deployed. While not officially confirmed, the new remote-controlled killing machines will reportedly be used within the Un...
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Funny story:  White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.

White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.

The President addressed a group of reporters and lawmakers today, and announced his long awaited economic stimulus and job growth plan.  In his trademark style of measured pace and confident articulation, the Chief Executive outlined key parts of his...
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Funny story:  Facenook to offer certified anonymous identification cards

Facenook to offer certified anonymous identification cards

Menlo Park, CA - Facenook and Google issued a joint press release today, announcing a new program. Dubbed "AnonID", they will begin offering a service which verifies anonymity. They will collect data-which will be held in the strictest confidence-for...
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Funny story:  President, lawmakers, thinking outside the box on issue of raising the debt ceiling

President, lawmakers, thinking outside the box on issue of raising the debt ceiling

Washington, DC - President Obama, House Speaker Boehner, and other key negotiators, are engaged in an epic debate regarding the issue of raising our national debt limit. Of course, most people don't realize that the debt limit, or "ceiling"--the maxi...
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Funny story:  New embarrassment for ATF

New embarrassment for ATF

Washington DC - New revelations drawing fresh criticism of the Federal Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives are emerging in the wake of the "Fast and  Furious" AKA "Operation Gunrunner" saga.  As we have learned, Operation Gunrunner w...
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Funny story:  Latest FaceBook lawsuit--Ex Harvard Professor sues for 90% ownership 

Latest FaceBook lawsuit--Ex Harvard Professor sues for 90% ownership 

Menlo Park, CA - Yet another lawsuit has been filed against FaceBook owner Mark Zuckerberg. Recently retired Harvard professor Jonah Goldman filed papers in superior court alleging that he possesses a written document in which Zuckerberg promises him...
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Funny story:  July 4th name change shocker--now to be known as "International Assimilation Day"

July 4th name change shocker--now to be known as "International Assimilation Day"

Washington DC - Today the White House announced that President Obama had signed an executive order which declares that henceforth, the July 4th holiday is to be known as "International Assimilation Day". The move drew widespread criticism on Capital...
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Funny story:  Anger at LeBron James to blame for NBA lockout

Anger at LeBron James to blame for NBA lockout

New York City - A confidential source close to National Basketball Association Commissioner David Stern reports that anger at LeBron "King" James was the  deciding factor in the decision to lock-out the players, endangering the upcoming season.  A...
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Funny story:  Department Of Education, NEA, announce Lady GaGa Initiative

Department Of Education, NEA, announce Lady GaGa Initiative

Washington, DC - The Federal Department of Education issued a press release announcing a joint venture with the National Education Association. Dubbed the "Lady Gaga Initiative", officials expressed optimism that their new plan will reverse the distr...
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Funny story:  President Obama reveals Extra-terrestrial Intelligence

President Obama reveals Extra-terrestrial Intelligence

Washington, DC - An emotional President Obama held an impromptu press conference in The Rose Garden today, where he made an announcement sure to stun the international community, once the information is processed and confirmed. "My fellow world c...
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Funny story:  Muamar Ghaddafi set to join Charlie Sheen on tour

Muamar Ghaddafi set to join Charlie Sheen on tour

Insiders have confirmed that Libyan Strongman Muamar Ghaddafi is in negotiations to join Charlie Sheen on tour. "My torpedo of truth: Failure is not an option" will become "Twin torpedoes of truth: Failure is not an option" if the two mega super hero...
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Funny story:  Recent developments suggest Japanese nuclear reactor disaster may be worse than officials admit 

Recent developments suggest Japanese nuclear reactor disaster may be worse than officials admit 

Tokyo, Japan - Two major developments suggest that the situation in Japan may be even more grave than previously admitted.  First, emergency workers from the damaged nuclear power plant have been sent to major airports, where they are ordered to s...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Beverly Hills, CA - Charlie Sheen has done it again. Just when you think his last play has been revealed, he produces another trick. Today he announced that, in partnership with Lindsey Lohan and Robert Downey Jr., a new labor union "SSAG" (Screwed-u...
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Funny story:  Colonel Ghaddafi announces cease fire

Colonel Ghaddafi announces cease fire

Tripoli, Libya - Libyan Strongman/Dictator Muamar Ghaddafi surprised the international community today by claiming to call for a cease fire and military stand down, and expressing surprise and amusement at the uproar over his civil war to retain powe...
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Funny story:  President Obama Hosts Chinese Premiere

President Obama Hosts Chinese Premiere

Washington DC - President Barack Obama hosted the Chinese Communist leader, party Premiere Hu Jintao to an official state meeting yesterday. Observers from both the Democratic and Republican parties agreed that the US President may have set an overly...
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Michael Moore's Latest Film in Current Previews

Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

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