Hollywood big-wigs have today announced they will stop making pointless films and concentrate more on movies with a real moral message.
Speaking at a press conference in Scronge, movie boss Arthur Mullard said "It's time to stop financing crap an...
The controversial Hadron Collider is to be turned into a water slide it has emerged today.
In an unprecedented move the Royal Society For Science Type People In White Coats have decided to close the facility on the Franco-Swiss border due to the...
News that the Government plans to cut the amount of "XBox Live" points given to the Army to play "Call Of Duty" has caused controversy.
Defence Secretary Liam Fox has warned "The threat from Call Of Duty 2: Modern Warfare is very real. If our troo...
As fans get excited and wet their nappies about the upcoming christmas special I, Marcus Battenburg, can reveal the identity of the actor that is set to repace Matt "Result of a mating session between the Elephant Man & a Duck" Smith in 2012.
James Cameron has today revealed a few hints about the upcoming sequel to 3D hit Avatar.
Speaking during a press conference held at a shed in Whitby to promote his new movie "Spade! - The Untold Story Of A Gardening Tool" Mr Cameroon said "I feel...
X-Factor reject Chloe Mafia Has spoken out on ITV's This Morning about the allegations she is a paid escort and a heavy coke user.
Speaking to Phil and the other one that's not Fern she said "No, right I's didn't do any of that right because I's...
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