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Hollywood Announces: "No More Shite Films!"

Funny story: Hollywood Announces: "No More Shite Films!"

Hollywood big-wigs have today announced they will stop making pointless films and concentrate more on movies with a real moral message. Speaking at a press conference in Scronge, movie boss Arthur Mullard said "It's time to stop financing crap an...

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Hadron Collider To Be Turned Into Water Slide

Funny story: Hadron Collider To Be Turned Into Water Slide

The controversial Hadron Collider is to be turned into a water slide it has emerged today. In an unprecedented move the Royal Society For Science Type People In White Coats have decided to close the facility on the Franco-Swiss border due to the...

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Defence Minister Warns Over Cuts

Funny story: Defence Minister Warns Over Cuts

News that the Government plans to cut the amount of "XBox Live" points given to the Army to play "Call Of Duty" has caused controversy. Defence Secretary Liam Fox has warned "The threat from Call Of Duty 2: Modern Warfare is very real. If our troo...

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New Doctor Who Will Be Plank Of Wood

Funny story: New Doctor Who Will Be Plank Of Wood

As fans get excited and wet their nappies about the upcoming christmas special I, Marcus Battenburg, can reveal the identity of the actor that is set to repace Matt "Result of a mating session between the Elephant Man & a Duck" Smith in 2012.

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James Cameroon Speaks About Avatar Sequel

James Cameron has today revealed a few hints about the upcoming sequel to 3D hit Avatar. Speaking during a press conference held at a shed in Whitby to promote his new movie "Spade! - The Untold Story Of A Gardening Tool" Mr Cameroon said "I feel...

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X-Factor Chav Defends Herself On This Morning

X-Factor reject Chloe Mafia Has spoken out on ITV's This Morning about the allegations she is a paid escort and a heavy coke user. Speaking to Phil and the other one that's not Fern she said "No, right I's didn't do any of that right because I's...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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