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Gherkin Architect was inspired by Cucumber

Funny story: Gherkin Architect was inspired by Cucumber

Cucumber's are getting a lot of bad press lately given the e-coli scare in Germany. However, an unlikely voice has come to the defence of the under fire 'Cucumber' Probably, the most recognisable building in London's Financial district, 30 St Mary...

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Intelligent Chimp's Arse Explodes

Funny story: Intelligent Chimp's Arse Explodes

Animal Rights activists are up in arms after George the Chimp was found dead in his cell at the Center for Simian Studies and Anthropology in Coventry. Curious George was the first Chimp in captivity to figure out how to use basic kitchen implemen...

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Obama Nukes suitcase found in Irish Pub

Funny story: Obama Nukes suitcase found in Irish Pub

The suitcase which allows the US President to activate nuclear weapons has been found in an Irish Pub. "We found the suitcase and threw it into the cloakroom to see if anyone would come and collect it. It didn't cross our minds that it would actu...

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Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

Funny story: Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

The relationship between humans and vegetables is a long and complex one. As many as 1 in 5 cucumbers are purchased for use not as food but as a sex toy. A fact that was possibly the best kept secret of the cucumber industry. However, the e-coli o...

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I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

Funny story: I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

A man in Spain is receiving treatment in hospital after an angry mob of Cucumber farmers descended on his home and forced him to move out of the village. Local Farmers accuse Hector Julio Fernandez of contaminating their cucumber stock with e-coli...

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Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

Funny story: Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

An alarming computer virus which changes users facebook profiles to cartoon characters is the latest in a series of security embarrassments for facebook. The Looney Toon 1.2 virus is believed to have originated from hackers in Venezuala and has no...

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Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

Funny story: Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

The global conspiracy behind the financial crisis has been uncovered in Ireland. A scientific discovery that threatens governments, pharmaceuticals,insurance companies and civilization itself has been revealed. Dr. Mu O'Cus, a stressed out re...

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Surprise Oil Field Discovery Off Irish Coast

Funny story: Surprise Oil Field Discovery Off Irish Coast

Ireland is sitting on top of a massive 200 billion barrel Oil Field. The Oil Field was announced just hours after Ireland agreed an EU bailout in a bid to halt a systemic risk crisis in the Eurozone economy. The oil field worth 4 trillion dollars...

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Stone Age door bell unearthed in Zurich

Funny story: Stone Age door bell unearthed in Zurich

Archaeologists have found a 'fantastically preserved' doorbell in the Swiss city of Zurich. "The doorbell could have been made as early as the year 3062 BC." - Dr. Bleacher The find is one of the oldest doorbells ever found in Europe and is rem...

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US Military lifts ban on 'Fags'

Funny story: US Military lifts ban on 'Fags'

In a contraversial move the US Supreme court has taken a dim view of practices within the US military, and ordered a lift of the ban on 'fags'. Military chiefs have reacted by calling the ruling 'not practical'. "How can you train an elite fig...

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Kangaroo feared Dead after Disco Terror

Funny story: Kangaroo feared Dead after Disco Terror

"The incident happened during a 30th birthday party in a Dublin nightclub. People were just dancing away when a kangaroo appeared on the dancefloor! A guy started dancing with the marsupial and put his hand down it's pouch but an altercation broke ou...

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Obama to appear in Mythbusters Special

Funny story: Obama to appear in Mythbusters Special

US President Barack Obama has confirmed he is to appear in a special Presidential version of Mythbusters. In the "Hail to the Chief" episode, Obama will test several Presidential scenarios from the Movies. The main myth will involve the movie "...

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Pentagon claim Wikileaks lifted 400,000 Iraq war documents from spoof website

Funny story: Pentagon claim Wikileaks lifted 400,000 Iraq war documents from spoof website

"My eyes just popped out when I got a preview of the documents on wikileaks, I could find no basis of fact to them reported on FOX, CNN, Reuters or BBC. So I decided to do a quick google and the only source of the documents was a from a website c...

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France revives Empire to finance pensions at 60

Funny story: France revives Empire to finance pensions at 60

The French government has bowed to protestors objecting to the official French retirement age of 62. Mr. Sarkozy has crowned himself as Emperor of France in Napoleonic style this morning. La Republique est Mort - We can no longer finance the li...

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Chile Miner Site to be turned into Theme Park

Funny story: Chile Miner Site to be turned into Theme Park

The President of Chile Uno Gomez has announced the mining disaster site will be preserved as a theme park for tourists to discover 'the spirit of Chile' Once the miners have been rescued, Sidney World Entertainment Co. (Chile) will move in and com...

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Heidi Klum goes Commando

Funny story: Heidi Klum goes Commando

After 13 years as a Victoria Secret underwear model, Heidi Klum has decided to call it a day. "I just don't see the point of wearing underwear. Lingerie is just covered up by conventional clothes, when I take those clothes off, I just want to be n...

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BP executive gets his life back

Funny story: BP executive gets his life back

Following the Deepwater Oil spill a British Petroleum executive made worldwide headlines when he commented that he just wanted to get his life back We tracked him down to see how he is getting on "I had a terrible time in the colonies, all tho...

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127 year old woman lives longer with 'Calgon'

Funny story: 127 year old woman lives longer with 'Calgon'

Born in 1883 a Maggie May from Glasgow talks about how she has managed to stay alive for so long. "I ran out of salt one day when I was eating my fish and chips, so I sprinkled some 'Calgon' over my dinner" "It tasted lovely so I stopped using...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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