Britain's last remaining Mackeson well, located in Stepney, East London has finally run dry after 105 years of production.
Mackeson, a sweet milk stout, is probably best known for the TV catchphrase: 'It looks good. It tastes good. And by golly it...
It was announced, yesterday, that Manchester United have signed the 14th century artist Raphael Sanzio from FC Munchen Gladbach for an undisclosed sum.
Rover's manager Fergus Alexson was said to be delighted with the team's new acquisition, having...
Kevin Smalley, 48, a clerk at Natleys Bank has been dismissed from his job after a senior manager discovered that he had lent £10 to a fellow employee.
The reciprocant of the loan, Wendy Smidgin, a sales counter assistant at the same branch, had m...
Papers released by the government today under the accidental off-side rule, reveal that during the height of the cold war, Britain's intelligence service -MI6, carried out a wide ranging investigation of the popular entertainer Bruce Forsyth.
Init...
Dorking Council today revealed plans for a synchronised swimmer's sanctuary to be built at the rear of the Speedy-Fit tyre depot on Bleasdale Street.
The sanctuary, which will include a heavily chlorinated Olympic size pool, with an underwater sou...
West Ham United learnt today that they will not become tenants of the Olympic Stadium after the completion of the 2012 London Olympics.
A study carried out by the London Sport & Tourism Executive concluded that West Ham's history of poor resul...
Following the announcement that France's triple A rating has been downgraded to Double A plus status by rating agency Standard & Poors, which has had the effect of increasing French government borrowing costs by 0.25%, there has been much discuss...
There was dancing in the streets of Mayfair last night, when The Chancellor, George Osborne refuted claims that living standards within the UK were falling.
Speaking during an off-the-record interview, he is reported to have said:
"I honestly c...
Police have revealed that the body of a first World-War soldier was discovered in a Dorking flat last Tuesday.
It appears that the corpse had remained un-noticed underneath a bed within the flat for up to two years before being discovered.
Dork...
Results of a recent study have shown that beer contains levels of female hormones significantly high enough to affect the behaviour of male drinkers.
While moderate amounts of alcohol have little or no visible effect on drinkers, the study found t...
The BBC revealed today that following an internal pilot study, it will not be re-introducing the popular TV show 'It's a Knock-out'.
The show, which topped the ratings during the 70's and early 80's featured teams from different towns across the U...
In a week when the government has announced a £1bn upgrade of the Army's fleet of Warrior armoured vehicles, it has also revealed that the Army is to spend a similar amount upgrading its senior officers.
Defence Secretary, Phillip Hammond explaine...
Lawyers for top London publishing house, Stodgy and Wristflick have announced that they will be taking civil action against the team that put together this years surprise best seller The Dorking Review
A spokesman for S&W's lawyers said today...
It has been widely reported in the media (BBC, Telegraph, Manchester Evening News etc) that the current Conservative Party Conference will generate £27,000,000 for the local economy.
A total of 13,000 delegates will each spend up to four days in t...
It has been reported that Britain's spy service, better known as MI6 has seized a number of copies of the satirical book: The Dorking Review
This action has been taken following 'high level' pressure from members of the government's 'Public Order'...
A crowd of more than 20 people turned up at Trouser World in South Benfleet yesterday to see 70's television celebrity Keith 'Cheggers' Chegwin receive the prestigious title of 'Trouser Wearer of The Year 2011.
A delighted Keith told us:
"It's...
A study released yesterday by advertising agency, Penguin, Basket and Wristflick paints a disturbing picture for the nation's advertising industry.
It claims that within five years there will no longer be sufficient advertising space available for...
The new National Flag of the United States was unveiled to a packed audience of international journalists during a press conference at the White House in Washington today.
The new flag is the result of a 24 million dollar, five year study by an al...