The clocks have stopped. The trains aren't running. Facebook has crashed (again). Channel 4 has paused its endless repeats of Friends.
A deep, overwhelming silence has overtaken the world.
Mr Wyn E. B. Braster of North Wales has m...
Shock rippled through Labour today as Edward Miliband made a shocking revelation in his first speech - he is reluctantly giving up the leadership of Labour to his sister Kelly Miliband, after their mother Marion stepped in, saying "The boys get all...
President Sarkozy celebrated his first recent success story this week when (in a first for the five-foot-five Frenchman) he was proclaimed "too tall" for the part of one of the dwarves in upcoming film "The Hobbit".
Tiny Sarkozy, who auditioned on...
Justin Bieber today announced plans for a startling career move away from the music industry and into the Application Development Department of technology giant Apple (the firm responsible for the 2009 epidemic of ear disease in youths, which spread...
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