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Funny story: USDA: Cocaine a "Fresh Vegetable"

USDA: Cocaine a "Fresh Vegetable"

WASHINGTON - According to a federal judge, pure, unadulterated cocaine is now a vegetable. However, the Agriculture Department said Tuesday that this classification will not apply to nutrition, and that a line of nose candy is no substitute for a ca...
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Funny story: Croc Hunter in Deep Guano Again

Croc Hunter in Deep Guano Again

SYDNEY, Australia -- "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin is in deep guano again - this time for allegedly taking indecent liberties with a Humpback Whale in the ocean off Antarctica.
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Funny story: Spears Cancels Tour After Injuring Knee

Spears Cancels Tour After Injuring Knee

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Pop princess Britney Spears underwent arthroscopic knee surgery in New York on Wednesday after injuring herself during a late-night video shoot, according to her record label.
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Funny story: Parcells Issues Apology for "Inappropriate References"

Parcells Issues Apology for "Inappropriate References"

IRVING, Texas (AP) -- Bill Parcells apologized Monday for several terms he used in discussing the Dallas Cowboy's minicamp. Parcells was describing some of the Cowboy's new plays when he made his remarks.
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Divine Intervention - Creed Calls it Quits!

HELL (AP) -- Creed, the pseudo-Christian rockers responsible for such noise pollution as "Higher" and "With Arms Wide Open," finally called it quits Monday after lead singer Scott Stapp suffered serious injuries while performing a Jesus Christ pose.
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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