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Funny story: Eamonn Holmes: Fifth series of Sudo-Q will guarantee everlasting world peace

Eamonn Holmes: Fifth series of Sudo-Q will guarantee everlasting world peace

TV presenter Eamonn Holmes has guaranteed the world will live in an everlasting state of peace if the BBC commissions a fifth series of Sudo-Q. Holmes, who presented four series of the sudoku / general knowledge based quiz show, believed there had...
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Funny story: Man Booker literary prize won by Facebook status update

Man Booker literary prize won by Facebook status update

A Facebook status update has won the prestigious Man Booker Prize for Fiction for the greatest piece of literary work in the English language. The award, which until this year was reserved for original full-length novels, was won by Psychocrazydav...
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Funny story: Texan woman receives death sentence after failing to send chain e-mail to 10 friends

Texan woman receives death sentence after failing to send chain e-mail to 10 friends

A Texan woman has been sentenced to death after a court found her guilty as an accessory to murder upon hearing she heartlessly refused to act on a clear e-mail warning. Lara Bush of Deadskunk, West Texas was sent an chain e-mail stating in clear...
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Funny story: Obama sanctions Russell Brand book burning

Obama sanctions Russell Brand book burning

President Barrack Obama has given official sanctioning to the public burning of Russell Brand's autobiography "My Booky Wook". Obama agreed to the request of Pastor Terry Jones, who was recently stifled in his attempt to burn the Koran. Since then...
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Funny story: "Dumb" Marie Curie to be posthumously stripped of Nobel Prize for Health and Safety violations

"Dumb" Marie Curie to be posthumously stripped of Nobel Prize for Health and Safety violations

Polish physicist and chemist Marie Curie is to be posthumously stripped of her Nobel Prize after being branded as "dumb beyond belief" by the Norweigan Nobel Committee. Curie, who was originally rewarded the prize for her pioneering work in the fi...
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Funny story: Historian denies existence of Holocaust-denier David Irving

Historian denies existence of Holocaust-denier David Irving

A historian has caused controversy over claims that Holocaust-denying historian David Irving doesn't actually exist. The historian, Irving David, made the bold claims despite the seemingly insurmountable and incontrovertible weight of evidence aga...
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Funny story: Student debt collector accuses Chris Moyles of "a huge lack of respect" over non-payment

Student debt collector accuses Chris Moyles of "a huge lack of respect" over non-payment

A spokesman for the Student Debt Collectors (SDC) has launched a vitriolic on-air attack of Chris Moyles after it was revealed the radio presenter had not contributed towards the repayment in the last five months. "I am very, very angry" the spoke...
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Funny story: Tom Jones rushed to hospital for checks after failing to bring up tenuous Elvis anecdotes in interview

Tom Jones rushed to hospital for checks after failing to bring up tenuous Elvis anecdotes in interview

Welsh singer Tom Jones has been rushed to hospital for checks after he failed to mention any anecdotes about Elvis Presley in an interview. Alarms were raised by a concerned interviewer regarding the state of Jones' mental condition when the singe...
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Funny story: Woman sues confectionery company over inaccurately-named "fun size" chocolate bar

Woman sues confectionery company over inaccurately-named "fun size" chocolate bar

A woman has received a huge payout from the Mars confectionery company for the extreme emotional distress she suffered as a result of an inaccurately named chocolate-based snack. Cerys Lee O'Bese revealed she had purchased a bag of "fun sized" Mar...
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Funny story: Cameron: My baby has to learn the perils of homelessness before its too late

Cameron: My baby has to learn the perils of homelessness before its too late

Prime Minister David Cameron has sensationally revealed the reason behind his decision to dump his baby in a cardboard box and leave it to sleep on the streets. Cameron said such actions were necessary to illustrate the perils and dangers of homel...
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Funny story: Retail world in shock over man who opens key cutting shop without additional shoe repair service

Retail world in shock over man who opens key cutting shop without additional shoe repair service

The world of retail has been turned on its head by the shocking news that a key cutting store opened without any facilities for additionally repairing shoes. The shop, in Bournemouth High Street, has angered many in the industry for going against...
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Funny story: Farmville player arrested for cultivating cannabis

Farmville player arrested for cultivating cannabis

A Farmville player has been arrested on suspicion of cultivating cannabis on the popular Facebook simulation game. Details emerging reveal a man, believed to be in his mid 30s, was arrested when police checked his computer and discovered an onlin...
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Funny story: Ed Miliband's mum orders son to share leadership with brother

Ed Miliband's mum orders son to share leadership with brother

New Labour leader Ed Miliband has been ordered by his mother to share the party leadership with elder brother David. Just hours after he had narrowly beaten his brother in the leadership contest, 40-year-old Ed was banished to his bedroom to refle...
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Funny story: Capello rates WAGs on new online index

Capello rates WAGs on new online index

England manager Fabio Capello has once again caused controversy with a new online index in which he rates the players partners. The Capello WAG Index, which includes categories such as blondeness, submissiveness, appeal to Neanderthal Nuts readers...
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Funny story: Neil Armstrong finally "tops Moon Landing feeling": Exclusive interview

Neil Armstrong finally "tops Moon Landing feeling": Exclusive interview

Astronaut Neil Armstrong has revealed that finally, after 41 years of waiting, he has topped that incredible moon landing feeling. In a heartfelt interview, Armstrong spoke at length of the joyous moment on July 20, 1969 when he ushered in anew er...
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Funny story: Sealed Knot Operation Desert Storm re-enactment hampered by lack of planes

Sealed Knot Operation Desert Storm re-enactment hampered by lack of planes

The Sealed Knot's recent re-enactment of an episode from the First Gulf War has been condemned by spectators as the worst yet. The attempt to recreate the aerial bombing campaign, during which coalition forces dropped 88,500 tonnes of bombs in an...
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Funny story: Latest Stonehenge revelation: Neolithic man used goal-line technology

Latest Stonehenge revelation: Neolithic man used goal-line technology

A recent historical excavation of Stonehenge has shocked the sports world by proving footballers of the Neolithic period employed goal-line technology. It is the latest exciting development regarding the prehistoric megalith, following on from las...
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Funny story: Blair insists "Iraq is my own private matter"

Blair insists "Iraq is my own private matter"

Tony Blair has reacted angrily to persistent questioning about the legitimacy of the war in Iraq by insisting the issue is, and always was, his "own private matter". Currently engaging on a promotional tour for his book, "A Journey", Blair admitte...
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