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Funny story: "Finally I can have a favorite" says mother of formerly conjoined twins

"Finally I can have a favorite" says mother of formerly conjoined twins

NEW YORK, Aug. 9 (Xinhuanet) - "I hadn't been able to hold them separately since they were born" rejoiced Arlene Aguerre, mother of the newly separated conjoined twins. "Now I can decide which one is my favorite and which one will have to do the dis...
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Funny story: Tobacco Execs: New Cigarette Pacifier Not Targeting Kids

Tobacco Execs: New Cigarette Pacifier Not Targeting Kids

Washington D.C. - In a press conference held on the steps of Congress, Representatives for tobacco giant Philip Morris refuted claims that the new cigarette pacifier is aimed towards a younger market.
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Funny story: Local Girl Reports She Wants to "Punch" Avril Lavigne

Local Girl Reports She Wants to "Punch" Avril Lavigne

Topeka, Kansas - Local area resident, Cotie Shintani, 13, wants to "punch" popular Canadian songstress Avril Lavigne. On Monday evening, while typing to an undisclosed friend through the popular AOL Instant Messenger, Shintani expressed that "someti...
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Funny story: Bush Mistakes Monkey for Osama, Monkeys Arrested

Bush Mistakes Monkey for Osama, Monkeys Arrested

Washington D.C. - Animal rights activists gathered in the country's Capitol upon hearing that President Bush had mistaken a family of Peruvian monkeys for Osama Bin Laden and his followers. The primates were transported to an Iraqi prison where they...
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Jennifer Lopez Angry No News on Her This Week, Marries Marc Anthony

Los Angeles - In a move that shocked no one, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony married after weeks of denying anything more than a friendship. The wedding was apparently an attempt to get Lopez in the news for 183 consecutive weeks, a new record for a...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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