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Chris Moyles 'Its too much'

Funny story: Chris Moyles 'Its too much'

Chris Moyles broke down in tears on Radio One this morning, claiming that it was all too much for him to take. Having launched a scathing attack on BBC Bosses yesterday in which he branded them 'Moronic Divs', the Disc-jockey told listeners that he '...

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Susan Boyle to release Contraceptive

Funny story: Susan Boyle to release Contraceptive

Following the success of the recently released JLS condoms (choose a member to cover your member), Trojan have announced that they will be releasing a rival product designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the spread of STDs. The Susan Boyle insp...

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Cricketers come to blows over Mum Joke

Funny story: Cricketers come to blows over Mum Joke

The latest scandal to come out of the ongoing one day series between England and Pakistan has seen players from both sides become involved in a 'scuffle' at a nets session before the fourth match in the series. It is alleged that during practice,...

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Snooker: World's Dullest Sport

Funny story: Snooker: World's Dullest Sport

On the day when Ronnie O'Sullivan hit his tenth maximum 147 break, the game of Snooker has officially been voted as the most boring spectator sport in the world. This announcement comes just days after former World Champion Steve Davis was nominated...

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Cricket: Pakistan Fixing Toss!

The latest twist in the spot-fixing saga has come today, with some accusing Pakistan of replacing the coin used for the toss with one which is double-sided. Bookmakers in India have reported huge sums of money being bet on Pakistan to win the toss in...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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