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Transfer Window in a Nutshell

Funny story: Transfer Window in a Nutshell

A round up of this January's transfer window so far. - Manchester City's rich owners discovered they had another off-shore oil rink in business, and decided to spend their loose change on some German guy called Dzeko. Who's injured. -Great big...

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10,000 complaints for "dodgy advert"

Funny story: 10,000 complaints for "dodgy advert"

British citizens were in uproar last night following a showing of the "" advert at 4pm. The advert, which depicts an animated woman singing "Somebody to Love", sparks the complaints as the woman appeared to pull a microphone from her v...

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Anti-Santa strikes homes in Cornwall

Mass horror in Cornwall today as what has been described as the "Anti-Santa" was witnessed stealing presents from homes in Worsley Dorsley. Mrs. Elena Morris woke up this morning and discovered a leering fat man dressed in green with a lethal sack...

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Wiki-Leaked: Assange diaries published on Internet

Funny story: Wiki-Leaked: Assange diaries published on Internet

The phrase "hit em where it hurts" has never been so applicable. Or, as the Global Governments have decided, they're serving a dish best served cold... on Julian Assange. Tired of having their private lives splashed on the Internet; tired of revel...

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Wales experiencing worst winter ever

Funny story: Wales experiencing worst winter ever

Temperatures of -20 degrees. Snow everywhere. The curse of the old lady eskimos. This is officially the worst Welsh Winter ever. Usually used to temperatures of about 1 degree, Wales has underperformed yet again: cocking up everyone's plans.

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Putin Put-in Economy Following Big Freeze

English fans eat your heart out. A slice of justice today as the Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin, was served a slice of revenge as he left Moscow to Zurich to celebrate the country's victory. The irony? He had to fly Easyjet. Due t...

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Britain defeated by Compare the Meerkat in World Cup bid

Aleksandr Orlov. The funny little meerkat every British household wants a doll of, just to have him given to your dog as a Christmas present. Now the proud mascot of Moscow as he was the first to celebrate the Russian success. In a fixed vote,...

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Man with dog discovers secret sex cult in Valley

Funny story: Man with dog discovers secret sex cult in Valley

And now for the Welsh News - A man walking a dog went missing for thirty whole minutes. The entire RAF in Anglesey, accompanied by Prince William, were summoned to the site and discovered the bamboozled Mr. Trebor seven miles south of Swansea: which...

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She's Gone!

Funny story: She's Gone!

10 million households all shouted the same message in the exact same instant, according to a new panel today. The NASA space probe detected a loud noise coming from the United Kingdom at approximately 9:48pm this evening, as 65 million people all...

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Mark Lowton voted "UK's Weirdest Crush"

Funny story: Mark Lowton voted "UK's Weirdest Crush"

It's official. The highly effective editor of "The Spoof" website has been voted the United Kingdom's "Weirdest Crush", in a new poll run by the obscene magazine "What?" The magazine that noboby has ever heard of asked the entire UK population...

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Sarkozy's newest immigration policy

Funny story: Sarkozy's newest immigration policy

Members of the Flying Circus rejoice! Sarkozy's got a new policy to deal with immigration. Fears that Takeshi Castle style policies were outdated have dragged the French President kicking and screaming into the modern world, in which any criminals...

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I'm a Celeb facing massive new Bush Tucker

Funny story: I'm a Celeb facing massive new Bush Tucker

We've faced seven nights of Gillian McKeith screaming her way through Bush Tucker Trials. And now the sympathetic ITV have promised to resolve the matter and ensure that public money isn't wasted unfairly. Inspired by Disney, all Bush Tucker Trial...

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Korea set to invade itself

Funny story: Korea set to invade itself

Following a protest in Korea, the country looks set to invade... itself. In shocking events recently, Korean spokespeople revealed "We hate ourselves so much we're going to bomb the crap out of our military bases!" Threats that this will weaken...

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Davey C to call a Public Holiday

"Days off for everyone!" - That's the promise given by Prime Minister David Cameron if people buy Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding gifts. Like they don't have enough shit in their house, David Cameron has promised that anyone who buys the...

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Prince William to marry a Vogon

It's the biggest news hitting this side of the Galaxy. Prince Willz is marrying a Vogon. The plucky British prince attracted Katie Muddletoon, from the planet Vogon, when he read out his poem "I like poems and helicopters" via his MooTube chann...

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Satirical Writer threatens to Quit following Everton loss

Remembrance Sunday had pinges of regret for both sides at Goodison Park yesterday. This disappointed writer watched as his beloved team crashed to a 2-1 defeat to Arsenal, before having a huge rant over the forums. "It's not fair! My team have...

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Clegg: Call of Duty inspired Riots

British Deputy PM Nick Clegg accused the insanely popular Call of Duty video games for yesterday's shocking riots at Westminster: and nothing else. Clegg, who was left on his own in a very "Home Alone" esque manner whilst Big Dave went to China, w...

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Queenie on Facebook: I'm already on says Mudder

Funny story: Queenie on Facebook: I'm already on says Mudder

Amidst reports that the Queen is using Facebook, Satirical Writer Queen Mudder recently revealed she's been using it for seven years. Top writer Mudder was annoyed that the news was only just coming out, revealing "That bloody hypocrite's lying. I...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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