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bin Laden Applauds Obama's Speech To Troops

Funny story: bin Laden Applauds Obama's Speech To Troops

In a cable just disclosed by WikiLeaks, Osama bin Laden expressed his approval for the President's recent message to American troops in Afghanistan: "Al Qaida will never be permitted to set up a safe haven in Afghanistan again. That's not going to h...

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U.S. Demands That Karzai Resign

Funny story: U.S. Demands That Karzai Resign

The U.S. has demanded that Hamid Karzai step down as President of Afghanistan. The move was triggered by a recent outburst in which the President criticized NATO operations and, more importantly, upset General Petraeus. "President Karzai is ge...

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Karzai Overreacts Again

Funny story: Karzai Overreacts Again

Yesterday in Afghanistan, Hamid Karzai went off his medication and blasted the United States and its allies. In an embarrassing overreaction, he demanded that night raids (about 12 per night) on people's homes be ceased. General Petraeus was u...

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Chinese Mother Theresa Arrested

Funny story: Chinese Mother Theresa Arrested

Yue Ying, known as the Mother Theresa of China, was arrested today. Ms Ying is known for her work among the poor in Beijing. According to those acquainted with her, Ms. Ying works tirelessly to feed and clothe the poor, and is one of the most compa...

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President Obama Declares Peace

Funny story: President Obama Declares Peace

In a shocking development, the President of the United States threw away his prepared 'State Of The Union' speech and gave the following off-the-cuff address to the nation: "My fellow Americans. I have decided to declare peace with the entire Musl...

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U.S. Secretly Planning Invasion of Heaven

Funny story: U.S. Secretly Planning Invasion of Heaven

The United States intends to send troops into Heaven, in a move to prevent terrorists from operating there. Called Operation Free Heaven, the top-secret plan, conceived during the Bush administration but never carried out, is gaining momentum in high...

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Powerful New US Weapons System Revealed

Funny story: Powerful New US Weapons System Revealed

News of a top-secret Pentagon project, code named Little Deek has been leaked. First proposed by scientists Larry Little and John Deek, the new project rivals the Manhattan Project in scope. The goal of the Manhattan Project, if you recall, wa...

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John Doe Found Not Guilty of Murdering Illegal Immigrant

Funny story: John Doe Found Not Guilty of Murdering Illegal Immigrant

In a landmark case, John Wayne Doe was found not guilty of murdering an illegal immigrant. Mr. Doe and the immigrant were both employees of a convenience store in Arizona. Mr. Doe suspected that the individual was an illegal immigrant, and demande...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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