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Nation Giddy Over Yankees Playoff Appearance

From west coast to east, from border to border, celebrations lasted well into the night as America celebrated the New York Yankees, who clinched a berth in the 2010 American League Divisional Series with a 6-1 win over the Toronto Blue Jays. Incredib...

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BCS Committee Announces Radical New Playoff System

(Lincoln, NE) With the 2010 college football season now underway, University of Nebraska-Lincoln chancellor Harvey Perlman, chairman of the BCS Presidential Oversight Committee, revealed today the formulation of a bizarre new system to determine the...

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Florida Pastor to Burn New Usher CD Instead of Koran

Terry Jones, the obscure minister who heads the equally obscure Dove World Outreach Center church in Gainesville, Florida, has decided not to burn copies of the Muslim Holy Book on September 11th as planned. Jones was contacted by Defense Secretary...

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Neil Young Learns New Chord

Funny story: Neil Young Learns New Chord

(Los Angeles)- Rock legend Neil Young has reportedly learned to play B-flat on the guitar, bringing his total of known chords to six. "It's the first new chord he's learned since 1979," says Young's agent Bob Merlis. "I remember because that's al...

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Fire Guts Creation Museum

HEBRON, Ky. - A five-alarm fire roared through the recently-opened 50,000-square-foot, privately-funded Creation Museum today, leaving in ruin a place designed to change minds and rebut the scientific point of view that life on Earth evolved. There w...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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